Education

Warthogs! Cabbages! Pokemon!

Professor: So, what are most songs written about?
Student #1: Apple bottom jeans?
Student #2: Boots with the fur?

School of Environmental Studies
Minnesota

Posted on May 26, 2016
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Minnesota, Music, Questions, Students, Teachers

Judging by the Pampered, Fat-Faced Look Of You

College tour guide, passing crying student: College is hard. You will cry.

Willamette University
Salem, Oregon

Posted on April 9, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Fears, Feelings, Girls, Oregon, Students

Just Trying to Make Learning Fun.

Girl, frustrated: Because every time I try to study, you yell “sausage” at me!

Bristol, Vermont

Posted on March 20, 2016
Education, Food, Girls, Penis, Stupidity, Vermont, Words

The Original Tag-Line for Keeping Up with the Kardashians

Anatomy professor: There's a little bit of failure in everyone.

Western Illinois University

Overheard by: Pixie

Posted on March 18, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Illinois, Teachers, Weirdness

If You're Forging, Try to Spell His Name Correctly This Time

Professor: No, pondering eternal truths is not a good excuse for missing my class…I'd need a signed note from god.

Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: JQ

Posted on March 8, 2016
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, God, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Teachers

Yeah, Indirectly

Girl: No, isn’t Macbeth the one where she gets her husband to kill Macbeth?

http://community.livejournal.com/overheardatyork/

Overheard by: Stu

Posted on March 2, 2016
Books, Death & dying, Education, Family ties, Girls, Overheard at York, Questions, Relationships, Violence

I Knew I Should Have Signed Up for Praying Mantis Kung Fu!

Sorostitute #1: You can’t fail gym!
Sorostitute #2: Um, yes you can. I have a ‘U’ on my transcript in Swedish massage and yoga.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: rv

Posted on February 28, 2016
Bimbettes, Education, Overheard at Cornell

Dear Skanky Girl– Call Me — Love, Dave

Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge…

High School
Missouri

Overheard by: Jacob

Posted on February 27, 2016
Default, Education, Girls, Missouri, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex

Clearly You've Never Had to Deal with a Crying Five-Year-Old

English teacher: Literature just isn't exciting unless people suffer. Like Dora the Explorer, nothing bad ever happens to her. The show would be a lot better if her monkey got hit by a car and died, wouldn't it?

High School
Calgary
Canadia

Overheard by: mcoo

Posted on February 18, 2016
Animals, Books, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Death & dying, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers

But How Do You Feel About It?

Gossip girl #1: Oh my god! Did I tell you that I got accepted for my exchange to Paris next year? I'm going second semester.
Gossip girl #2: Oh my god! That's amazing!
Gossip girl #1: Yeah, I'm really excited.
Gossip girl #2: That's so exciting!
Gossip girl #1: Yeah, it's gonna be amazing.
Gossip girl #2: That is so amazing.
Gossip girl #1: Yeah, I'm super excited!
Gossip girl #2: That is just so exciting!

VIA Train
Montreal to Toronto

Overheard by: The zoe

Posted on February 14, 2016
Canadia, Default, Education, Feelings, Geography, Girls, Questions, Train, Words