England

Besides, It's Been Done to Death

Girl: I'm not sure if I can be bothered dying.

London
England

Posted on September 18, 2020
Death & dying, England, Girls, Weirdness

Nine Months Later, I Had You.

Student: So then I turned round and there was a snake in my bacon!

Birchwood Community High School
Warrington
England

Posted on September 9, 2020
Animals, England, Food, Students, Weirdness

Jamie Lee Curtis Can Be Cruel

Guy to friend: And then she said, “I am not even half the man she used to be.”

Oxford
England

Overheard by: Well, she WAS born in Germany

Posted on September 6, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, England, Guys, Sexuality, Weirdness, Words

Michael Jackson: At Least I’m Consistent!

Woman talking on phone to friend: I have a real thing for little boys. I never used to…

Train Leaving Brighton
England

Overheard by: Wishing she hadn’t tuned in at that point

Posted on August 11, 2020
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Feelings, Kids, On the phone, Sexuality, Train, Weirdness, Women

ROTFLMFAOAWMP

Middle-aged woman: What the fuck is ‘W-T-F’?

Exmouth, Devon
United Kingdom

Overheard by: Bernard

Posted on April 11, 2020
Default, England, Idiots, Questions, Stupidity, Women, Words

There’s a Drag Ball at Grandpa’s Nursing Home Tonight

Girl to friend: So, how many skirts do you know that are made for the figure of a man?

Priestley College
Warrington
England

Overheard by: RuncornianAsh

Posted on April 10, 2020
Chicks, England, Questions

That's Just Crazy Enough to Work!

Drunk guy: Yeah, well, you could spunk on her face, then lick your jizz off her dreadlocks.

Pub
Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on April 8, 2020
Advice, Cum, Drunks, England, Hair

The Wolf Was No Match for Grandma

Dad: Later, we need to find grandma a boyfriend.
Seven-year-old son: Grandma already has a boyfriend, though.
Dad: Really? Who?
Seven-year-old son: She's married to granddad!
Dad: No, no, your other grandma.
Seven-year-old son: Oh yeah, she really needs a boyfriend.

Train
Manchester
England

Posted on April 5, 2020
Compare and contrast, Dads, England, Family ties, Kids, Relationships, Train

I Can Only Answer Questions Like “Tubey or Not Tubey?”

Young girl: So what do you think I should do?
Girlfriend: I spent most of last night eating cheese out of a tube. I really don't think I'm the best person to ask for advice about your love life.

London
England

Overheard by: LondonCoffee

Posted on March 10, 2020
Compare and contrast, England, Feelings, Food, Girls, Questions

Guess Which One Grew Up with Maids

Girl #1: So, yeah, I was just going to set the hoover to suck, and use that.
Girl #2: Do hoovers suck?

Oxford
England

Posted on February 2, 2020
Cleanliness, England, Gadgets, Girls, Questions, Stupidity