Wide Chicks Should Be Another Big Hit for the Wayans Brothers

Dude: And then we had to carry Elizabeth *three blocks* back to my place because she was too wide to fit in the car.

University of Arizona
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on April 11, 2017
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Weirdness

In My Day, We Made Do with Electric Toothbrushes and Washing Machines

Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great!

Olympic Sculpture Garden
Seattle, Washington

Posted on March 15, 2017
Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Orgasm, Washington, Women

Tonight's Movie: 2 Fast 2 Delicious

Girl on cell: Not only did she steal my car, she ate the fucking cupcakes!

Southern Connecticut State University
New Haven, Connecticut

Posted on March 14, 2017
Connecticut, Feelings, Food, Girls, Gripes, On the phone

Way to Ruin the Moment

Middle-aged woman: My wedding ring from my first marriage has new meaning now.
Friend: What's that?
Middle-aged woman: When I lost all that weight and it didn't fit anymore, I took it as a sign to divorce the bastard and marry Jesus Christ.
Friend: Why don't you just wear it on your toe instead?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563429/that-doesnt-have-the-same-effect.html

Overheard by: good lord.

Posted on February 14, 2017
Advice, Body parts, Default, Feelings, Friends, Jesus, Overheard in Minneapolis, Relationships, Women

Yeah, Vanilla Transvestite Love.

Chick #1: I worry that I'll become boring.
Chick #2: I think I'm more in danger of that than you.
Chick #1: What? You edit books about transvestite love!

Michigan

Overheard by: Meister E

Posted on February 5, 2017
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Questions

Is That a “Yes” on the Cleavage Shirt?

Dorky girl: I think when the sugar is visible, that's a good sign.

Sarah Lawrence
Yonkers, New York

Posted on January 10, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Feelings, Food, Girls, New York

Gotta Love the Church Bake Sale.

Young dude: Man, my jaw hurts.
Chick: Must have been all that sucking last night.
Young dude: Gotta be from something. Plus, I don't remember anything, so…

Quakertown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ken

Posted on January 2, 2017
BJs, Body parts, Feelings, Guys, Memory lane, Pennsylvania

Or I'll Be Red with Embarassment.

Professor: The emotional impact of one story is greater than the story of many people.
Student: Isn't that what Stalin said?
Professor: Um. Sort of the same sentiment. But I really hope that is my last parallel to Stalin.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on December 15, 2016
Compare and contrast, Education, Feelings, Questions, Students, Teachers, Washington

Margaret Manheim Could Never Catch a Break

Professor: All right. I'm going to start giving the papers back in reverse alphabetical order from last time.
Whispering girl: Damn it! I hate my life.

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on December 3, 2016
Class, Default, Education, Feelings, Girls, Michigan, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Care Bears: Oopsy Does It! Is Exactly Like That

Really hot girl: Dude, it’s like the Care Bears came and puked on my face!

Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 21, 2016
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, TV shows, Weirdness

Feelings