Until the Day I Tried Shepherd's Pie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Posted on August 4, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Books, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Internet, Pop culture, Porn, Sexuality, Shopping

If I Show Up Late, They'll Devour Me After Intercourse

Man on cell: Hey man! Sorry I couldn't make it, I've got tons of widows waiting on me!

Eccles Tennis center
Salt Lake City, Utah

Overheard by: Brittni

Posted on July 30, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Utah, Weirdness

And We've Got This Whole Textbook for the Class to Share

(math test is interrupted by a loud construction drill in the next room).
Student: Oh my god, I can't take this test anymore! Can you tell them to stop, please?!
Teacher: Heh… At least there aren't bullets flying over your head.

Concord High School
California

Overheard by: When I was in Vietnam

Posted on July 29, 2008
California, Education, Feelings, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers, Violence

Then It’s All: “Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk–Got Yer Boobie!”

College girl #1: You laugh a lot during sex, then?
College girl #2: I think you have to laugh during sex. Otherwise it’s too solemn. I mean, sex is like: “Oh yeah, oh yeah, queef.”

Chinese Restaurant
Columbus, Mississippi

Overheard by: Megan S.

Posted on July 24, 2008
Default, Feelings, Gender issues, Girls, Mississippi, Restaurants, Sex, Yeahhh, college!

Your Webcam Viewers Thank You, Too.

(two girls exit bathroom stall together)
Girl #1: It was such a pleasure watching you. It was bliss.

Elbo Room Bar
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: crafty biotech

Posted on July 20, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, Feelings, Girls, Happiness, Restroom, San Francisco, Sex, Undies

Feelings