Claire Was Significantly Less Thrilled with the “Mysteries Solved by Cats” Section

Emo girl to emo friend: They have a whole Harry Potter section…I love the world!

Borders
Manalapan, New Jersey

Posted on September 6, 2008
Books, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Happiness, New Jersey, Stores

His Hair Desperately Needed Product

Really preppy girl to preppy friends: Like, Jesus had problems too!

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Ananda

Posted on September 5, 2008
Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Jesus, New York, Preppies

…Except for Those Four Times

Hot chick to guy: Dude, I know. You're such a good friend. You put up with my shit, and I'm not even blowing you!

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on August 28, 2008
BJs, Chicks, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Massachusetts

'Cause Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut?

Asian chick: I don't even like pecan pie. Do you?
White chick: I love it!
(long pause)
Asian chick: Why are we friends?

Jersey City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Virginia

Posted on August 28, 2008
Asians, Chicks, Default, Feelings, Food, New Jersey, Questions

Until the Day I Tried Shepherd's Pie

Enthusiastic guy: I mean, the only thing I hated worse than the word “gist” was eating squash and touching cotton balls.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on August 27, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Guys, Washington, Words

Dude, If You're Sick Of Lecturing, Think How We Feel

Professor: Man, I'm sick of this lecture. Let's just leave.

Johnson and Wales University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Misaki

Posted on August 22, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Gripes, Offers and requests, Rhode Island, Teachers

They Should Decide These Cases on a Human-by-Human Basis

Woman in suede coat with shearling trim: They put greater value on a human life than on an animal's. Terrible.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins

Posted on August 10, 2008
Animals, California, Default, Feelings, Philosophy

The Burning Discharge Makes Me Feel Alive

Drunk girl #1: You get to hook up with all the guys walking around clapping to the music.
Drunk girl #2: That's fine! I like the clap!

Beverly, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sam-a-lamb

Posted on August 9, 2008
Default, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Massachusetts, Sex, Stupidity

…And Season One Little House on the Prairie

Girl #1: It's just that I feel like Amazon is judging me.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: I bought one gay erotica book and now it wants me to buy Japanese porn.

Starbucks
Ukiah, California

Posted on August 4, 2008
Bars & Clubs, Books, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Internet, Pop culture, Porn, Sexuality, Shopping

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