…Now That We've Invented These Little Wagons for Them.

Older teenager: Go get me my Clif Bar!
Little girl, eating ice cream sandwich: I will, but I don't want my ice cream to melt.
Older teenager, very annoyed: Bring it with you. You know an ice cream sandwich is portable!

Starbucks
Manhattan, New York

Posted on September 10, 2021
Bars & Clubs, Food, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Teens, Wishes

He Died a Happy Man Of Thirty-Five

Old man to teenage girl: Every time he saw an egg he had to eat it.

Melbourne
Australia

Posted on September 8, 2021
Australia, Default, Food, Girls, Memory lane, Old folks, Weirdness, Wishes

Ad: Feels So Wrong, but Tastes So Right

Chick: I’ll have a kiddie sized Death by Chocolate.
Slacker worker to cone scooper: One kiddie death.

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canadia

Overheard by: steve

Posted on September 3, 2021
Canadia, Employees, Food

It’s the Greatest Thing Since… You Know

Girlfriend: I think my butt has gotten bigger.
Boyfriend: If that’s true, hallelujah. I love big booties.
Girlfriend: David*, this is serious! I think I have been doing so many squats that my butt has lifted and risen… like bread.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: MoMo

Posted on August 11, 2021
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Couples, Default, Diet & weight, Fears, Food, Girls, Guys, Happiness

Something Approximately the Size Of a Baby Carrot

Old lady: I'm not very hungry, I'm gonna have something small.
Old man: If you wanted something small, we would have stayed at home and I would have given you something small.

Lester's Diner
Fort Lauderdale, Florida

Posted on August 8, 2021
Florida, Food, Old folks, Penis, Restaurants, Sex, Wishes

Though I've Always Found the Growling Very Alluring

Plain Jane: Finish eating, so we can go outside!
Goth girl: Quit bossing me around! I just got out of line five minutes ago; it's not my fault that it's 12:45 and I've only eaten half of my lunch!
Popular boy to goth girl: I don't think I've ever heard you speak before.

School Cafeteria
El Paso, Texas

Posted on August 7, 2021
Default, Food, Girls, Goths, Guys, Memory lane, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Texas

Best. Birthday Party. Ever.

Teen boy to girl: No! It was an Indian! And it was not vagina soup!

Danby, New York

Posted on August 4, 2021
Food, New York, Teens, Vagina, Weirdness

Why All Lord Of the Flies Lectures Take Place in the Afternoon

Girl #1, after seeing Sweeney Todd: Dude, is it bad that some of those people-pies looked good? I wonder what they would taste like…
Girl #2: That's awful!
Girl #1: Too bad. Those fuckers looked tasty.
Girl #3: I told you we should have eaten before we came here.

California

Overheard by: Kayleigh