…in the Bathroom, During the Exam

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl

Posted on November 14, 2008
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Questions

His Parents Banked on the Inadequacies of American Sex Ed

Overweight mom with toddler: Then he found out he was a hermaphrodite, a boy cursed with the body of a woman. He grew up never knowing…never knowing a thing.
Overweight friend: Wouldn't ya know?

Seattle's Best Coffee
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: All You Can Eat

Posted on November 12, 2008
Arizona, Default, Fat people, Friends, Gender issues, Moms, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality

Mom's Still Upset About That Explosion in My Room

Girl to friend: You know, I think your house is the best place to keep the meth at room temperature.

Sheffield, Ohio

Overheard by: Julian

Posted on November 10, 2008
Default, Drugs, Friends, Girls, Ohio

Well He Is the One Who Taught Me How to Do a Ponytail Poof

Girl with ponytail poof: He said I'm a stereotype, not an individual.
Blonde friends: That is so gay.

College, Tacoma

Overheard by: Kai

Posted on November 5, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Insults, Philosophy, Sexuality, Washington

I'm Singlehandedly Working to Clean Up Her Rep

Guy to friend: No, man, I mean…she's not a *whore* whore, just a whore.

Outside City Bistro
Hoboken, New Jersey

Overheard by: Chris Maimone

Posted on November 2, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Guys, Insults, New Jersey, Restaurants, Words

I Believe It's Pronounced “Ho”

Tiny girl to friend: You're not fat, you're Santa Claus-esque. Get it right, whore.

Coronado Middle School
Coronado, California

Overheard by: they won the game

Posted on October 21, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Insults, Kids, Santa Claus, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

Do You Suppose This White Porcelain Fixture Could Be Used for Urination?

Bimbette in bathroom stall: So what are these hooks for?
Friend: To like, hang your coat or bag or whatever.
Bimbette: Oh my god! I am so stupid! I've been putting my coat on the floor! How long have you known about this? (runs out of stall, yells to random girl) Did you know about the hooks?! (girl nods) I am so stupid!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: chloe