She Was Just Fucking with Him–She's Actually a Figure Skater

Girl, giving tour: Here is my favorite, one of our the weight training rooms.
Guy on tour with Australian accent: Do you train here as well?
Girl: Yes, this is my event.
Guy: What? Weightlifting?
Girl: Yeah. I'm training for the snatch.
Guy: What?
Girl: It goes like this. (demonstrates weight lifting move)
Guy (not suppressing grin): And how much is your snatch?
Girl: I start with 83 pounds.
Guy (snickering): Reeeally…
Girl: Yep. Also the clean and jerk.
Guy: (leaves tour group, unable to suppress laughter)

US Olympic Training Center
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: TK

Posted on January 31, 2016
Colorado, Default, Foreigners, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions, Weirdness

Why Gay Best Friends Were Invented

[Two 20-something guys are staring at Colleen Moore’s ornate fairy castle dollhouse.]Guy #1: Oh, man.
Guy #2: No man on earth could have ever kept this woman happy.

Museum of Science and Industry
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Joan

Posted on January 13, 2016
About celebrities, Default, Friends, Gender issues, Guys, Happiness, Illinois, Toys

It's More About the Attitude Than the Plumbing

Gay guy to female friend: Just because I have testicles doesn't mean I'm any less of a woman.

Saskatchewan
Canadia

Posted on January 2, 2016
Balls, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Friends, Gender issues, Queers

Only on Thursday Nights.

Old man on phone: I am a beautiful woman.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 29, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Gender issues, Old folks, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

Ha Ha, Dude Watches Oprah!

Girl: My history teacher says women are more evolved than men.
Biology teacher: And what evidence does she base this on?
Guy: Oprah?

La Follette High
Madison, Wisconsin

Overheard by: Tangent

Posted on November 9, 2015
About celebrities, Compare and contrast, Education, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Science, Students, Teachers, Wisconsin

The Girls Beat the Shit Out of Him After Class

AP English teacher: Can anyone tell me what feminine rhyme is?
Guy in class: Um, rhyme that's not very good?

Winona Senior High School
Winona, Minnesota

Overheard by: Stephanie Miene

Posted on September 16, 2015
Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Unless Jesus Got Jealous

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 20, 2015
Default, Gender issues, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Wishes

One More Lifetime Movie Marathon Should Do It, Though

Dining hall boy #1: I haven't gotten my period yet.
Dining hall boy #2: Me neither!

University at Buffalo
Buffalo, New York

Posted on August 12, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Gender issues, Guys, New York, Sexuality, Weirdness

On the Plus Side, When I Get There, I Can Make Pie!

20-something girl: I am so bad with directions. I can't find my way around anywhere.
20-something guy: That's because you're a woman.
20-something girl: Way to be sexist! (long pause) But yeah, you're probably right.

Cardinal Stritch University
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on August 9, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Sexuality, Wisconsin

…Because I Won't Make That Mistake Again.

Student, during class: Are we talking about real prostitutes or a guy who duct tapes everything back and puts a skirt on?

Stockton College
New Jersey

Overheard by: Charlie

Posted on August 8, 2015
Body parts, Clothing, Gender issues, Jobs & Careers, New Jersey, Students

Gender issues