Gender issues

College girl, while listening to Hang Me Out To Dry: Dude, I just pictured my tampon singing this song!

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Overheard by: a. Lil

College girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the lesbian triplets!
College girl #2: No way!
College girl #1: Yeah, the tranny!
College girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still identified as a girl!
College girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hampshire College
Amherst, Massachusetts

Black woman, to friend: I love Costco. It makes me like, want to have five kids.

Costco
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Young guy on cell: You got a bikini wax?… Really?… How come you never did that when we were together?… Oh, so you’re a woman now?

7-Eleven
Edmonton, Alberta
Canadia

Nobody Knew Pig-Pen Was a Girl 'til She Grew Up

Middle-aged man to 20-something bookseller: You've got that sort of hair that men love to mess up…

Lexington, Kentucky

Overheard by: envious

20-something girl on cell: But yeah, I'm a girl so I don't get a boner.

Kansas

Evolution professor: So why can't humans have more then just two sexes? Man, that'd be a lot of fun, wouldn't it?
Class: (uncontrollable laughter)
Evolution professor: Oh, I can see. (pause) I shouldn't have said anything, let's continue…

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: I'm glad he said it

Girl #1: So, if your boyfriend kisses another guy, is that counted as cheating?
Girl #2: Uhhh… What?

New Zealand

Girl, looking perplexed at computer screen: Change…gender…?

Phonetics Lab, UC Berkeley
California

Little boy (chanting loudly): My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt! My penis and my butt, butt, butt, butt, butt!
Little girl: But I don't have a penis.
Both: My vagina and my butt! My vagina and my butt…

Ashland, Oregon

Overheard by: Kelly