Remember How I Won That Pie-Eating Contest?

Chick: If I were a lesbian, I'd be really good at it.

Campsite, Southern Utah

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on June 11, 2015
Compliments, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Sexuality, Utah

First Time in Massachusetts, Sweetie?

Black girl, after seeing renaissance a cappella group rehearsing: White people be doing the most ridiculous things! No offense…

Williams College
Williamstown, Massachusetts

Overheard by: None taken

Posted on June 11, 2015
Black people, Girls, Massachusetts, Music, Race, Weirdness

And We Were All Like, “Fine, But Guess What Happened on Gossip Girl!”

Girl, to friends: So then she e-mailed us all, and she was like, “We just ate an African baby!”

Memorial University
St. John's
Newfoundland, Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on June 10, 2015
Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, E-mail, Food, Geography, Girls, Kids, Weirdness

Speaking Of Which, We Should Totally Go Back to That Leather Bar

Girl #1: I could never be a vegetarian.
Girl #2: Ugh, me neither, I love meat way too much.
Girl #1: I know. Especially when it's been caged and slapped around.
Girl #2: Totally.

Starbucks

Posted on June 10, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Food, Girls, Restaurants

With a Cardboard Cut-Out Of Him, Anyway

Girl: So all these old football guys showed up…and long story short, she ended up making out. With Terry Bradshaw.

Joe's Place
Iowa City, Iowa

Overheard by: devon

Posted on June 10, 2015
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Girls, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

…And I'm Oddly Aroused.

Sober girl, crossing street: So what happened?
Tipsy girl: Well, everything was fine, I guess, but then the sex got really boring, so I had to let him go. Oh god, was that really loud?
Random stranger: Yup.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC