Or All Christmas Music After a Few Egg Nogs

Girl #1, listening to strange music: What is this? It sounds like hypnotizing propaganda music.
Girl #2: It sounds like underwater Christmas music.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Girls, Illinois, Music, Weirdness

The Real Secret Behind Jared's Weight Loss.

Girl #1: I haven't kissed him in over a week because he has mono. But a couple days ago we went out to Subway, and then to my house to eat it and watch a movie. Well, he went home and I saw what I thought was my Subway cup, so I took a big swig out of it.
Girl #2: Oh, no!
Girl #1: Yeah, and I said “screw it!” and I just decided to make out with him, since I missed it so much. But I've been feeling a little crappy lately.
Girl #2: (stares)
Girl #1, thoughtfully: I hope I'm not getting sick. (pause) Oh, this shirt is cute!

UCCS
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Dazeys

Posted on July 9, 2009
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Food, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Maladies, Movies, Sex, Stupidity, Wishes

…For Her Birthday.

Girl #1: I used to be really good friends with her, but then we got in a fight.
Girl #2: How come?
Girl #1: Well, I gave her lice.

Rockingham Mall
Salem, New Hampshire

Posted on July 7, 2009
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Malls, New Hampshire, Questions, Relationships

Tonight's Movie: How I Got Into Community College

Girl, exiting SAT test: So how'd it go?
Friend, excitedly: I drew a bunny!

SAT Testing Center
Eugene, Oregon

Posted on July 7, 2009
Animals, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Questions, Stupidity

Specifically, “Sry 4 Rnin Yr Lf :(“

Girl on cell: But I really ruined his life. I mean, what should I do? (pause) Should I, like, text him and say, “I'm sorry for ruining your life”?

Cold Stone Creamery
New Jersey

Posted on July 6, 2009
Cell phones, Girls, New Jersey, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Stores

…Given the Painful Inflammation Of My Chamber Of Secrets

Angry British guy on phone: My name's 'arry. No! 'arry! 'arry! Dammit, no! 'arry, like 'arry Potter! Thank you.
Girl nearby: You just made my life a little better.

Arizona

Overheard by: Meg:)

Posted on July 4, 2009
Arizona, Books, Girls, Guys, Language barrier, Names, On the phone

Nag, Nag, Nag. Jesus.

Girl to roommate guy: You should really clean the blood out of your clown shoes.

Colby-Sawyer College Dorm
New London, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Jess

Posted on July 4, 2009
Advice, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Guys, New Hampshire, Shoes

She's Also a Terrific Driver.

Asian girl #1, looking at yogurt display: Ten for seven dollars, what is that?
Asian girl #2: I don't know, I don't want to do the math.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on June 30, 2009
Asians, California, Food, Girls, Money, Science, Stupidity, Wishes

I've Forbidden It from Watching Terms Of Endearment

Queer, after being rushed to play Scrabble: You don't understand what it's like having all vowels!
Drunk girl: You don't understand what it's like having a vagina, so who wins?
Queer: I do! I have an emotional vagina.

Long Beach, California

Overheard by: pucewoman

Posted on June 29, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Drunks, Feelings, Games, Girls, Queers, Questions, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

…Can You Try?… Or Not…It's Okay.

Girl, yelling: I am a man! Don't you forget that! Please!

Outside Women's Dormitory
Grand Rapids, Michigan

Posted on June 28, 2009
Girls, Michigan, Sexuality, Weirdness

Girls