If That's Your Sex Club, I'm Not Interested.

Guy: Hold my backpack for me.
Turkish girl: No.
Guy: If you hold my backpack for me, I'll let you into the European Union.

Middlebury College
Middlebury, Vermont

Posted on July 21, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Foreigners, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Politics, Stupidity, Vermont

It Was Softball League– We'd Both Been Drinking

Supportive male friend: It's okay! Just remember, you fucked her sister with a baseball bat.
Cute girl: I know, I know…

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on July 15, 2009
Family ties, Friends, Girls, Michigan, Sex, Violence, Weirdness

Some People's Dirty Talk Should Be Confined to the Bedroom

Girl on cell: I have midterms! I don't have time to go to the fat lady with the lollipop! (pause) Buh-bye.

Roosevelt University
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: morgz

Posted on July 13, 2009
Candy, Education, Girls, Illinois, On the phone, Time Management, Weirdness

I'm Beginning to Suspect They're Not Twist-Off

Girl #1: Yeah, bananas cost less than apples.
Girl #2: No way, I'd totally choose apples over bananas.
Girl #1: Really? I'd choose bananas, they fill me up more.
Girl #2, thoughtfully: I can't open bananas.

Canadia

Posted on July 11, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Fruit, Girls, Money, Stupidity

I Read It in This Travel Brochure

Girl: All you Boston niggaz suck, ya'll pussies be leaving the party at two.
Guy: Cause niggaz get shot at three.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sam

Posted on July 10, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, Massachusetts, Murder, Time Management

Mostly Just Between the Sheets.

Girl: So we decided to be friends.
Friend: Wait, in real life or on Facebook?

Brown University
Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: krr

Posted on July 9, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Friends, Girls, Internet, Questions, Relationships, Rhode Island

Or All Christmas Music After a Few Egg Nogs

Girl #1, listening to strange music: What is this? It sounds like hypnotizing propaganda music.
Girl #2: It sounds like underwater Christmas music.

Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 9, 2009
Compare and contrast, Girls, Illinois, Music, Weirdness

The Real Secret Behind Jared's Weight Loss.

Girl #1: I haven't kissed him in over a week because he has mono. But a couple days ago we went out to Subway, and then to my house to eat it and watch a movie. Well, he went home and I saw what I thought was my Subway cup, so I took a big swig out of it.
Girl #2: Oh, no!
Girl #1: Yeah, and I said “screw it!” and I just decided to make out with him, since I missed it so much. But I've been feeling a little crappy lately.
Girl #2: (stares)
Girl #1, thoughtfully: I hope I'm not getting sick. (pause) Oh, this shirt is cute!

UCCS
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Dazeys