So I Quit My Job on Capitol Hill

20-something girl to friend: Then one day I look around and think: “where did all these penises come from?”

Lee's Diner
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: BoboB

Posted on March 9, 2009
Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

I Happen to Have an Eyedropper and PH Strip in My Pocket

Tipsy girl to friend on phone: Who are you talking to?
Friend, suspiciously: No one!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your drinking?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your vagina?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Good, cause I don't know how I would do that.
Drunken guy from end of the bar: I can do it!

Bar
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: three_eyed_fish

Posted on March 8, 2009
Bars & Clubs, California, Default, Drinking & drunks, Friends, Girls, Guys, Questions, Vagina

JewTube's Kind Of an Open Secret, Ellie

Girl on line: Guess what! I watched a video about Jews on YouTube today!
Girl next to her, embarrassed: Shhhh!

Bear's Den, Washington University
St Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Scandalized

Posted on March 8, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Internet, Missouri, Religion

I've Got Just Those Two Settings

Guy: We're cool now.
Girl: What?
Guy: I said we're cool now.
Girl: Oh, yeah, I know. That's why I smiled at you instead of slitting my throat.

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on March 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions

Lots Of Couples Play Boggle

Girl: If you loved me, you wouldn't pressure me to do that!
Boy: Honey, I promise it isn't that weird!

University of Virginia

Overheard by: beth

Posted on March 7, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, Virginia, Weirdness

You Say That About Everything, Heather.

Girl: Biology is so interesting! I mean, like, the Golgi apparatus. It reminds me of sex toys!

IUPUI Campus
Indianapolis, Indiana

Posted on March 4, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Indiana, Science, Toys

At Least Now You Know Enough to Keep the Jewelry

Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: JDowntown

Posted on March 4, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Teens

Dog: Oh, No She Didn't!

Girl at bakery: Awwww…look at the puppy! Well, I don't know, it could just be a multiracial dog.

Dupont Circle
Washington, DC

Posted on March 3, 2009
Animals, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Race, Stores, Washington, DC

In Fairness, Condoms Make It Impossible to See With the Penis

Girl #1, with condom on hand: I don't know why men bitch about wearing these.
Girl #2: They say they don't feel “natural.”
Girl #1: Well, neither do my glasses, but I wear them 'cause I need to see.

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts

Posted on March 2, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Condoms, Default, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Massachusetts, Words

Until He Discovered Super Princess Peach

Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: I call Princess Peach!
Amused female employee #1: Be gayer, dude.
Flamboyant Starbucks supervisor: That was it. I don't think I can get any gayer.
Amused female employee #2: Yeah, he just plateaued.

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on March 1, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Gays, Girls, Pop culture, Sexuality

Girls