Will It Make a Difference If He’s Guatemalan?

Chick: Just imagine — you go home and your mother has a hot Ecuadorian boy stashed in the back bedroom.

University of Tulsa
Tulsa, Oklahoma

Posted on June 27, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Gossip, Oklahoma, Students

I’m Still Not Telling

Chick pointing at port-a-potty: Well, I guess I’m going to the bathroom now.
Dude: Do you fold or crumple?
Chick: This conversation has gone too far for me.
Dude: I fold. Well, depends on my mood.

Union Park
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 15, 2020
Couples, Gossip, Illinois

When She Lies on Her Back, She Makes a Great Snack Tray

Tween girl #1: I have to tell you something — I don’t think Rachel is that hot.
Tween girl #2: Oh my god, I’m so glad you said that, ’cause I’m afraid to talk to people about her because everyone thinks she is so pretty.
Tween girl #1: They were doing this rating thing where they rate people on a scale, and Ryan gave her a seven.
Tween girl #2: She is totally not a seven — her boobs are inverted.

Premier Oaks Movie Theater
Melbourne, Florida

Overheard by: *shakes head*

Posted on June 2, 2020
Florida, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, Rack, Tweens

Too Drunk to Hit On? Or Just Drunk Enough?

Woman: I don’t keep any money in my billfold. You know, in case I lose it. So, what’s your favorite Bible verse?

Macaroni Grill
Lawrenceville, Georgia

Overheard by: onethingleadstoanother

Posted on May 24, 2020
Bimbettes, Georgia, Gossip

I Didn’t Know They Made Thongs That Big

Male student: So, how’s your new roommate?
Female student: Well, she has one hundred thirty-three thongs.
Male student: She sounds like a horrible person.

Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland

Posted on May 22, 2020
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gossip, Gripes, Guys, Maryland, Questions, Students

‘Cause Then She Took One of My Legs and Snapped It

Skinny girl: My roommate’s nuts. We got into another fight.
Tall girl: Oh, God, what is it now? She’s mad again ’cause you don’t rinse every drop of toothpaste out of the sink, right?
Skinny girl: No, it’s the mayonnaise! The fucking mayonnaise! She accused me of eating it! Just the plain mayo, not on a sandwich or anything. I looked at her and told her, ‘Listen, bitch, I don’t eat mayo. I’m anorexic.’ She’s accusing me of having no self control!
Tall girl: So, what happened then?
Skinny girl: I was drunk, so I threw the mayo out our front door and said, ‘Ha! Now no one can eat it!’ I don’t think that helped the situation at all.

George Herman’s
Charlotte, North Carolina