I'll Wear the Inevitable Gonorrhea with Pride

Plain girl: He's in a band and he lives in New York. What else is there to talk about?

Farmers Market
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
California, Default, Geography, Girls, Gossip, Questions, Stores

It'll Be Me He Whispers to

Girl to friends, very confidently: And I will be that horse!

Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on January 29, 2009
Animals, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gossip, Weirdness

Pussy

Guy: Did you hear that our professor walked out on us on Monday? Crying!

Dining Hall, University of Michigan

Overheard by: not surprising

Posted on January 20, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Feelings, Gossip, Guys, Michigan, Questions

Ivan the Terrible Eventually Did a Barbara Walters Interview, to Clear Things Up

Girl #1: He's massive?
Girl #2: Yeah, I heard he impaled someone!
Girl #1: I just meant he's tall.

Vienna
Austria

Posted on January 9, 2009
Default, Europe, Girls, Gossip, Language barrier, Questions

Some Girls Want Relationships, Others Just Want to Have Relations

Blond girl to friend: I would go out with him but I heard he was going to be deported soon.
Friend: Really? That sounds cool! Is he hot?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/446064748/girls-love-bad-boys.html

Overheard by: I'd go out with him too.

Posted on January 3, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships

So Now He Must Be Punished

Four-year-old girl: What about Steven?!
Six-year-old girl: He's my new boyfriend, and I told his sister that I love him but she didn't tell him. But he's my boyfriend and he doesn't know it.

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Gossip, Kids, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Unless Those Were Giant Clogged Arteries?

Lady #1: Did you notice how sheer her skirt was? A woman that size should think about what she wears.
Lady #2: I could see her moles.

Theatre
Brisbane
Australia

Posted on August 2, 2008
Australia, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Gossip, Insults, Women

Which Fortunately Has My Name on the Label

Professor: I make no sense to myself, I’m surprised I know my own name. Why? Because life sucks. But I have a nice jacket!

Christopher Newport University
Newport News, Virginia

Posted on July 27, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Gossip, Philosophy, Teachers, Virginia

Now She’s Standing on Her Head to Keep It There

Old woman to granddaughter: I saw her the other day, and all the fat from her face has slipped down to her boobs.

Piccadilly Circus
London
England

Overheard by: lola

Posted on July 25, 2008
Default, England, Gossip, Insults, Old folks, Rack, Tourist attractions

Gossip