Ten to One, Her Phone Is Turned Off

Preteen girl #1: Do you see all these blondes on the boxes? They should all be me. I should be on all these boxes.
Preteen girl #2: Did someone start a rumor about us? Because I haven't gotten any calls all day.

CVS
New Jersey

Posted on July 2, 2009
Cell phones, Gossip, New Jersey, Questions, Stupidity, Tweens

This Isn't Wellesley

Prospective student's mother: I hear there are a lot of lesbians on this campus.
Student tour guide: Well, it isn't like they jump out of the bushes and convert you or anything.

College, Colorado

Posted on May 11, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Gossip, Moms, Sexuality, Students, Women

So Then They Both Went Out for Fro-Yo

20-something girl at bar: So then Steve went to Danny's house, and he had to break his legs, cos…you know…
Friend: Yeah, that's a shame.

Brighton
England

Posted on April 28, 2009
Bars & Clubs, Body parts, Default, England, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Violence

I'll Wear the Inevitable Gonorrhea with Pride

Plain girl: He's in a band and he lives in New York. What else is there to talk about?

Farmers Market
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 10, 2009
California, Default, Geography, Girls, Gossip, Questions, Stores

It'll Be Me He Whispers to

Girl to friends, very confidently: And I will be that horse!

Memorial University
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Mel

Posted on January 29, 2009
Animals, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Gossip, Weirdness

Pussy

Guy: Did you hear that our professor walked out on us on Monday? Crying!

Dining Hall, University of Michigan

Overheard by: not surprising

Posted on January 20, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Feelings, Gossip, Guys, Michigan, Questions

Ivan the Terrible Eventually Did a Barbara Walters Interview, to Clear Things Up

Girl #1: He's massive?
Girl #2: Yeah, I heard he impaled someone!
Girl #1: I just meant he's tall.

Vienna
Austria

Posted on January 9, 2009
Default, Europe, Girls, Gossip, Language barrier, Questions

Some Girls Want Relationships, Others Just Want to Have Relations

Blond girl to friend: I would go out with him but I heard he was going to be deported soon.
Friend: Really? That sounds cool! Is he hot?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/446064748/girls-love-bad-boys.html

Overheard by: I'd go out with him too.

Posted on January 3, 2009
Default, Friends, Girls, Gossip, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Relationships

So Now He Must Be Punished

Four-year-old girl: What about Steven?!
Six-year-old girl: He's my new boyfriend, and I told his sister that I love him but she didn't tell him. But he's my boyfriend and he doesn't know it.

Pennsylvania

Posted on December 30, 2008
Default, Family ties, Feelings, Girls, Gossip, Kids, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Gossip