Dear Diary, The Refined Chitchat Is Still Not Working

Man: Hey, what are you girls doing?
Woman #1, uninterested: Cigarette break.
Man: So, what are you girls up to?
Woman #2: Cigarette break.
Man: So, you girls interested in a threesome?

Central Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Posted on July 9, 2015
Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Massachusetts, Smoking, Time Management, Women, Words

Pretend He's Speaking German, If You Want to Be Able to Sleep at Night.

Little boy, in sing-song chant, marching around outdoor cafe: Die die, die die, die die, die die!

Santa Monica, California

Posted on July 9, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Kids, Words

Not Even in Back Bay?

Guy: Yeah, it’s like that one time we ended up at the homosexual movie theater.
Girl: They have gay movie theaters?
Guy: Yeah, it’s called, like… Homoplex or something.
Girl: We don’t even have those in Boston.

Diner
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on July 7, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Movies, Names, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, US Geography

I Smell an MTV Reality Show!

Chick to others, holding up picture: What about this guy?
Male vice principal, walking by: I'd hit that.

Englewood, Colorado

Posted on July 7, 2015
Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sex, Sexuality

…Um, I've Heard.

Man: All cocaine really does is make you want more of it.
Woman: Not necessarily. If that were true, what's to stop people from snorting dog shit?
Man: That rule doesn't apply to dog shit. If you snort dog shit, you will definitely never, ever, want to snort it again.

Oakland, California

Posted on July 7, 2015
Animals, California, Drugs, Guys, Poop, Weirdness

Do Us Both A Favor and Just Roll Me Into Traffic

Guy on wheelchair to person standing next to him: I've never really been into downers.

Outside Mayan theatre
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Astrid

Posted on July 6, 2015
Colorado, Default, Feelings, Guys, Weirdness

Too Realistic, Huh?

Teenage girl on bus: Oh, fuck. What is this world coming to? It's like it gets worse and worse.
Teenage guy sitting beside her: What? No. This wouldn't be the worst thing that's happened. Bad things happen all the time. Think about worse things going on right now, or that have been going on, for like, forever.
Teenage girl: It feels like it's getting worse, though.
Teenage guy: But it's not, though.
Teenage girl: Yeah, but, these bad things keep happening. It always keeps happening.
(pause)
Teenage guy: I wanna go see Watchmen.
Teenage girl: Don't, I heard it's not that good.

Bus
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on July 6, 2015
Advice, Bus, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens

So, With the Curve, That's a Sixteen.

Guy in pub: How can you have a scale of one to two?
Friend: It's a scale of one to seven, two being the highest. Our sins are a two.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/double-jeopardy.html

Overheard by: kj

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Friends, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Religion, Weirdness

Stupid SPCA

20-something to another: If you want to sacrifice a horse, do it in your backyard.

Metro State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado

Posted on July 5, 2015
Advice, Animals, Colorado, Guys, Murder

Who Needs LSD When You've Got This Quote?

YMCA guy #1: People seem generally smaller to me.
YMCA guy #2: Hmmm.
YMCA guy #1: I dunno, people just seem smaller. I feel like I could walk up to anyone and smash them in the face. But I am really predatory. I wish it was the middle ages, I would be all, “I?m the Goverrnator!”
Elvis impersonator, swinging his hips: John Edwards got nothing on me!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on July 5, 2015
Guys, Louisiana, Violence, Weirdness, Wishes, YMCA

Guys

Dear Diary, The Refined Chitchat Is Still Not Working

Not Even in Back Bay?