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Girl: Dude, Wikipedia “Rasputin” and ctrl+f “penis.”

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on November 8, 2009
Girls, History, Illinois, Internet, Names, Penis, Weirdness

…Let Me Hear the Rest Of That

Jailbait to friends: I just hate being handled, you know?
Giggly friend: Ew!
Jailbait: No, I mean, like… (trails off)
Construction worker, softly, to himself: Oh please, god…

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: do not want

Posted on November 7, 2009
Construction workers, Friends, Girls, God, Gripes, Illinois, Sex

Is There an Appropriate One?

Crazy lady yelling at bus stop sign: I wish someone would rape me in an inappropriate way!

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 29, 2009
Bus, Crazies, Illinois, Sex, Violence, Wishes, Women

Here's the Chart

Biology professor: You're getting me all nervous about my penis… Which I measure daily.

Community College
Illinois

Posted on October 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Illinois, Penis, Teachers, Weirdness

Or Clean Up the Blood Again

Girl #1: So my mom is getting married to that guy she met on the internet.
Girl #2: Internet? He might be a serial killer!
Girl #1: Yeah, but she lives in Florida, so at least I don't have to hear about it.

Bathrooms
Cinema, Illinois

Posted on October 8, 2009
Family ties, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Murder, Parenting, Relationships, Restroom

Stop Eating Those Cheetos!

Girl in puffy pink coat: I went to Jared's yesterday and I was all like, “you're a jerk.” Know what I mean?
Girl in puffy white coat: I dunno. My nails are orange.

Illinois institute

Overheard by: abbie