Preferably Not Even by You

Girl straddling guy on student lounge sofa: I want to suck your face off.
Guy: I’m just trying to get laid.

Boston University Central
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Vomiting in mouth

Posted on June 12, 2015
Couples, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Massachusetts, Sex

When Aesop Tried Peyote

Dude: You fail to see that the rhinoceros is not pleased that you've clogged the bathtub drain with jam and celery. She's quite angry with you. I mean, if you just shit out a canary, it's not going to want to play tonsil hockey.
Friend: How hard would it be to get you involuntarily committed to a mental institution?

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

Posted on June 11, 2015
Animals, Bathing, Birds, Colleges & Universities, Food, Friends, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Mental illnesses, New York, Questions, Weirdness

With a Cardboard Cut-Out Of Him, Anyway

Girl: So all these old football guys showed up…and long story short, she ended up making out. With Terry Bradshaw.

Joe's Place
Iowa City, Iowa

Overheard by: devon

Posted on June 10, 2015
About celebrities, Bars & Clubs, Girls, Gossip, Iowa, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Grandma Was a Master of Disguise

20-something girl to friends: And I was like, he was my first ugly boyfriend and my first kiss, and I was like “grandma!”

Maxwell’s
Cedarburg, Wisconsin

Overheard by: and i was like, what?!

Posted on June 9, 2015
Default, Family ties, Girls, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Memory lane, Relationships, Weirdness, Wisconsin

Are You Sure It's Not Just a Rash from the Sequins and Feathers?

Guy: Did you see his hickie? It's huge!
Girl: He has a hickie? But I thought he was gay!

Avenue of the Stars
Century City, California

Posted on December 2, 2014
California, Default, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions, Stupidity

When Their Tongues Touched, They Produced Amy Winehouse.

Girl, after kissing boy: You taste like smoke.
Boy: You taste like testicles.

Las Vegas, Navada

Overheard by: ScaredTourist

Posted on November 25, 2014
Balls, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Nevada, Sensory experiences

I Think Deep Down I Knew I Would Vomit on Him

Girl: This guy was really rude and annoying, so I decided to make out with him… I was really drunk and somehow that made sense.

http://overheardatlc.blogspot.com/2006/11/logic-201-drunken-logic.html

Posted on November 23, 2014
Chicks, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Overheard at Loyola, Stupidity

And the Lights Are on

Young single woman talking about her date with an older man: I was like, “Don't kiss me yet, you're an old man!”

San Rafael, California

Posted on November 18, 2014
Age and ageing, California, Default, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Offers and requests, Women

So I Whacked His Weed

Hot chick on cell: He kissed me teeth-first. It was like kissing a lawn mower.

Newark, Delaware

Posted on November 13, 2014
Body parts, Chicks, Delaware, Gripes, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Sadly, Also the Current Plot Of The Real World

First grade boy: I had two girlfriends but I lost one.
First grade girl: Didn't one of them kiss you?
First grade boy: Yeah, Hannah told Alexis to kiss whoever she liked more, and it was me and this other girl, and she was going to kiss her, but then she kissed me and we've been together for, like, forever.
First grade girl: Yeah.

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: was still playing with barbies- clothed

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Feelings, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Students

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