Ohio

Really Big Girls, Though

Ditzy blond: How many girls have you seen down there!
Ditzy guy with ditzy blond: Tons! Like, so many! (pause) Oh, okay! Fine! Six.

Great American Ball Park
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on July 24, 2019
Leisure, Ohio, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

One Of the More Awkward Responses to “I Love You”

Man to woman: You know what I really love? My hair.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: jaytro

Posted on July 21, 2019
Default, Feelings, Guys, Hair, Ohio, Questions

Otherwise No One Will Believe Me

White basketball coach at end of middle school game: Wait… Wait! Don’t let any black people leave. I need to take their picture!

Ohio

Overheard by: A rare sighting

Posted on June 4, 2019
Ohio, Race, Whiteys

For Today's Lab, You Won't Need Partners

Teaching assistant to bunch of anatomy students: When in doubt, touch yourself!

Cleveland State University, Ohio

Posted on May 17, 2019
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Masturbation, Ohio, Students, Weirdness

That Itching and Flaking Are Just Jesus Telling You You’ve Been Naughty

Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.

Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: robby gigante

Posted on April 2, 2019
Christianity, Default, Gripes, Guys, Idiots, Ohio, STDs, Stupidity

If You Have a Very Liberal Definition of “Okay”

Girl on cell phone: So I got a little finger action this week, but I said ‘No’ so it’s okay.

Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Justin

Posted on March 17, 2019
Default, Euphemisms, Feelings, Foreplay, Girls, Ohio, On the phone, Words

So I Won't Be Voting for Him for President

Gay man to friend: He's not hot enough to have AIDS!

Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel Kaiser

Posted on January 19, 2019
Beauty, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Ohio, Queers, STDs

And by That I Mean Exactly What You Think I Mean

Professor: I was house-sitting for them. I almost strangled the cat.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: Secret Spy

Posted on January 11, 2019
Animals, Ohio, Teachers, Violence, Weirdness

You Can Be My Dirty Fling

Five-year-old boy: Daddy?
Father: Yes?
Five-year-old boy: When I grow up, I want to marry you.
Father: Uhm, you can't do that. What about your friend, Alex?
Five-year-old boy: Hmmm. Okay. I think I'll marry Alex instead.

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

Overheard by: Timothy

Posted on January 4, 2019
Advice, Dads, Default, Guys, Kids, Ohio, Questions, Sexuality, Wishes

Yeah, We Read the Admissions Brochure

College guy from dorm room window to tour group: If your daughters are virgins they won't be for long!

Miami University
Oxford, Ohio

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on December 14, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Etiquette, Family ties, Guys, Ohio, Virginity