On the phone

Woman on phone: Yeah, well, as you get older, it's less manual labor and more electronics!

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Overheard by: am I taking this the wrong way?

Woman on phone: Girl, I just ate a fat-ass quesadilla, and now I feel fat as fuck.

San Francisco, California

Guy on phone: That sounds awesome. (pause) Did he kill the bear? (pause) Wellllll, fuck him!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Coral

40-something woman on cell: I am going to live to be one hundred, just to be a bitch.

Fort Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: Jpov

Tenor-voiced guy on cell: So I hung out at the pie shop after that for about half an hour. And I stole a quiche. Yeah, I totally stole it. And a croissant. Just walked up to the counter and bagged them for myself and walked out. It's my reckless streak.

Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Anime-loving teenager on cell: So it's like I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I like boys.

CTrain
Calgary
Canadia

Girl on phone: But I don't have a mustache…

Colorado State University

Middle aged gay man on cell: Mother, stop making excuses. You chose to live in a government hellhole named Canada. You could have gone somewhere like Detroit, but nooooo…

Starbucks
Los Angeles, California

Woman on phone: I saw a greyhound in the middle of the road. So I told her, “there's a greyhound in the middle of the road!”

Sydney
Australia

Loud 40-something suit on cell: Yeah, let's sit around smoking ganja on a beautiful Sunday afternoon, and you can teach me Swahili.

Giant Eagle Grocery
Medina, Ohio