On the phone

Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid… (keeps repeating it)

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: timmmm

Fashionable girl on cell: Do you think you can catch pink eye from getting poop in your eye?

Chicago, Illinois

Girl on phone: I was like, “you're already drunk. You're using the death of Osama Bin Laden to get drunk at 10 in the morning.”

University of Denver, Colorado

Woman on phone: Yeah, well, as you get older, it's less manual labor and more electronics!

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Overheard by: am I taking this the wrong way?

Woman on phone: Girl, I just ate a fat-ass quesadilla, and now I feel fat as fuck.

San Francisco, California

Guy on phone: That sounds awesome. (pause) Did he kill the bear? (pause) Wellllll, fuck him!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Coral

40-something woman on cell: I am going to live to be one hundred, just to be a bitch.

Fort Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: Jpov

Tenor-voiced guy on cell: So I hung out at the pie shop after that for about half an hour. And I stole a quiche. Yeah, I totally stole it. And a croissant. Just walked up to the counter and bagged them for myself and walked out. It's my reckless streak.

Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Felicity Thistle

Anime-loving teenager on cell: So it's like I'm a lesbian in a man's body. Except I like boys.

CTrain
Calgary
Canadia