On the phone

Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/

Overheard by: Brian

Guy on phone: Hold on a minute, I just have to cut something off my daughter…

Jersey City, New Jersey

Girl on phone: All right, bye. I love you sometimes.

Durham, North Carolina

Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid… (keeps repeating it)

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: timmmm

Fashionable girl on cell: Do you think you can catch pink eye from getting poop in your eye?

Chicago, Illinois

Girl on phone: I was like, “you're already drunk. You're using the death of Osama Bin Laden to get drunk at 10 in the morning.”

University of Denver, Colorado

Woman on phone: Yeah, well, as you get older, it's less manual labor and more electronics!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/426880740/we-get-tired-faster.html

Overheard by: am I taking this the wrong way?

Woman on phone: Girl, I just ate a fat-ass quesadilla, and now I feel fat as fuck.

San Francisco, California

Guy on phone: That sounds awesome. (pause) Did he kill the bear? (pause) Wellllll, fuck him!

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Coral