Lady on cell: This week was absolute hell. Yeah, I was with seven nuns all week.
Adult Education Center
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Lady on cell: This week was absolute hell. Yeah, I was with seven nuns all week.
Adult Education Center
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?
Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York
Woman on cell: So, wait, let me get this right: you’re saying that he wrote a book about his boat and then mailed it to himself at the wrong address?
Marathon, Florida
Overheard by: Chey
Girl on cell: Well, if you keep blacking out, you won’t be a virgin anymore.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-1.html/
Overheard by: Brian
Guy on phone: Hold on a minute, I just have to cut something off my daughter…
Jersey City, New Jersey
Girl on phone: All right, bye. I love you sometimes.
Durham, North Carolina
Crying girl on cell: He said “I would fuck,” and I just don't know what that means in that context!
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Loud woman on phone: Who is this? Who is this? Who is this? (pause) You're so stupid. You're so stupid. You're so stupid… (keeps repeating it)
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: timmmm
Fashionable girl on cell: Do you think you can catch pink eye from getting poop in your eye?
Chicago, Illinois
Girl on phone: I was like, “you're already drunk. You're using the death of Osama Bin Laden to get drunk at 10 in the morning.”
University of Denver, Colorado
