Chick: All I want is a lifetime supply of weed and to be put in charge of the retards.
Blue Bricks Bar
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/if_you_dont_have_your_dreams_y.html
Overheard by: but I’m in charge of the retards
Chick: All I want is a lifetime supply of weed and to be put in charge of the retards.
Blue Bricks Bar
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/if_you_dont_have_your_dreams_y.html
Overheard by: but I’m in charge of the retards
Fat guy: (moans)
Woman: You alright?
Fat guy: I just feel…
Woman: Yeah?
Fat guy: I feel fat this morning.
Woman: Well, you shoulda eaten something. You should eat more!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/358900004/youre-not-helping-2.html
Overheard by: orly.
Man: She’s my soul mate. I just wish she was 20 years older and not my daughter.
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/sir_youre_under_arrest.html
Overheard by: that’s kinda creepy
Roommate #1: But if she has a denty-face?
Roommate #2: Well, that has no bearing on her sphincter.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/421090903/who-can-be-sure.html
Overheard by: roommate #3
University administrator: I’ve been thinking that I should start my own cult. It doesn’t have to be anything sexual. It could involve squirrels.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/289741685/i-do-not-like-where-this-is-going.html
Overheard by: count me in!
Girlfriend to boyfriend, after emerging from bathroom: Hahaha! I peed on my hands!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/365155800/this-doesnt-happen-unless-you-want-it-to.html
Overheard by: that's disgusting. Really.
Woman to friend: And her therapist is saying she doesn't need any more therapy sessions. I mean, she was cutting herself at camp a only month ago!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/355805033/shell-be-perfect-for-a-band.html
Overheard by: not appropriate in the hardware store
Blonde female teen to friend: Here. I'll trade you her right boob for the left side of her crotch.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362494227/shes-trying-to-cheat-you.html
Overheard by: I'm really glad I'm not her.
Tan, blonde, 40-something woman: Just stick 'em on your nipples, it'll be okay.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379837297/wait-until-you-get-home-please.html
Overheard by: perplexed chai drinker
Girl: Sometimes I like to look at pictures of deaf people online. They don't look any different!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299487447/than-what-blind-people.html
Overheard by: Ian
