Girl #1: It was the size of a Double-A battery.
Girl #2: Best sex ever, right?
Girl #1, shamefully: I don’t know what’s wrong with me!
Miami, Florida
Girl #1: It was the size of a Double-A battery.
Girl #2: Best sex ever, right?
Girl #1, shamefully: I don’t know what’s wrong with me!
Miami, Florida
Guy #1: What are those, zucchini?
Guy #2, with sandwich: No, they're cucumbers.
Girl: Oh please, they're like the same thing.
Guy #2: No, they're totally different. Not every phallic-shaped green vegetable is the same thing.
Girl (pauses): Why does everything have to be about penises with you?
San Diego, California
Overheard by: i just came here to clean the air ducts
Frat boy #1: Wait… so they didn't rape her?
Frat boy #2: No dude, turns out she had a penis. Now every time I see the girl I throw up a little in my mouth.
Laramie, Wyoming
Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We're gonna shoot 'em with our sperm cannons!
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M
Guy yelling at roommate from window: Hey, Jimmy*! The girls are the ones without the penises!
http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/thanks-mom.html
Overheard by: anonymous
Nerdy Asian guy: My friend is having a problem…
Drunk Asian guy: Can you solve it with your penis?
UCLA
California
Overheard by: Amused
Asian girl: Can I have two penises?
Market Street
San Francisco, California
