Technically, I Don't Even Think I'm in That Class

Girl #1: And everyone was like, “What? This isn't what was on the study sheet! This test is unfair! We're so confused!”
Girl #2: Oh, wow. Were you confused, too?
Girl #1: No, I didn't look at the study sheet. I went downstairs and drank a bottle of wine with you.

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on December 12, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Education, Girls, Gripes, Pennsylvania, Questions

…Once We Took Off the Training Wheels

Psychology professor: We allowed homosexuals to do their own sex.

University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Emily

Posted on December 3, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Teachers

Next Altoona Will Give Women the Right to Vote

(in a philosophy class, the subject of “lovemaking vs. fucking” is being discussed)
Angry feminist student: Guys have it so easy! You can go out and fuck any girl you want and no one thinks any worse of you, but if a girl sleeps around she's a slut! Hell, if you somehow don't manage to nail the girl, you can just go home and masturbate. Girl's can't do that!
Female student who hadn't spoken a word all class: Pff, yes we can!

Penn State
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: A guy in the same class

Posted on December 2, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Masturbation, Pennsylvania, Sexuality, Students

If Everyone Hates Them, Why Do They Still Exist?

Acting professor: He was a mime…son of a bitch! He and his wife were both mimes. Mimes! Mimes! Mimes!

Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on November 27, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Insults, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Teachers

Learn to Wipe, People, Learn to Wipe

Marriage and family therapy professor: If you're living, shit's happening.

Chestnut Hill College
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 23, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Teachers, Weirdness

Mike Hunt Fights the Temptation to Change His Name

Older lady customer: Are you Chris?
Manager guy: No, I'm Mike.
Older lady customer: Are you Carl?
Manager guy: No, I'm still Mike.

Perkins Restaurant
Westfall, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Veronica @ http://everythingisused.blogspot.com/

Posted on November 20, 2008
Customers, Default, Employees, Guys, Mental illnesses, Names, Pennsylvania, Questions, Restaurants, Women

…Well, You Say I Never Communicate!

Teenage cart boy on cell: I'm at GIANT right now. I just have to go home and take a shit and I'll be fine.

GIANT
Lehighton, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Missy

Posted on November 16, 2008
Default, Feelings, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Poop, Stores, Teens

She Was a Brilliant Preschool Teacher

Stewardess at gate: If everyone can have their boarding passes out and ready for me then I can make this go a lot quicker…and if you don't ask me any stupid questions that would help too, thank you! (smiles and starts scanning passes)

Flight from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 14, 2008
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, Offers and requests, Pennsylvania, Public transportation, Questions, Weirdness

From the Long-Awaited Sequel, Dude, Where's My Conscience?

Guy on phone with friend: Yeah, but I think Tommy's grandparents died, so his house might be on for the party if his parents are out of town.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: 8 Day Charm

Posted on November 12, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Family ties, Guys, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Do I Question the Priest in Church?

Husband: How can women spend so much money on purses?
Wife: Shhh!

Coach Store
Pennsylvania

Posted on October 31, 2008
Couples, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Money, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stores, Women