Or to Have Palin As Our Number Two

Boyfriend to girlfriend: It is my sole wish not to have to go number two tonight.

Obama Rally
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 25, 2011
Couples, Illinois, Poop, Weirdness, Wishes

Why Google Exists.

Fashionable girl on cell: Do you think you can catch pink eye from getting poop in your eye?

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on June 13, 2011
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Illinois, On the phone, Poop, Questions

Gosh, I Miss Circuit Parties.

Nurse #1: Constipated and a lot of bloody stool.
Nurse #2: (laughs uproariously)

North Shore Hospital
Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on May 28, 2011
Etiquette, Health & Hygiene, New York, Nurses, Poop

Why Do You Think They Called It “The Battle Of the Bulge”?

Old man to another, over lunch: And once one of the Germans got constipated, none of us could shit for weeks!

Valparaiso, Indiana

Posted on May 16, 2011
Gossip, Indiana, Old folks, Poop, Weirdness

…The Prostitutes and Junkies Will Think You're Uncouth.

Sleazy 40-something drunk, pointing and laughing at embarrassed 20-something: And then he got poo all over his knob!
20-something: For fuck's sake dad! Shut up!

Red Light District
Amsterdam

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on March 27, 2011
Body parts, Drunks, Netherlands, Poop, Stupidity

That's Not a Nice Way to Talk About the Bravo Network.

Eight-year-old boy to eight-year-old girl: You have to go to college! Otherwise you'll have to work in the poop factory!
Eight-year-old girl: There's no such thing as the poop factory!
Six-year-old brother: Yes there is! Remember?

Portland, Oregon