Ad: He's Back, and This Time It's Very Personal

Girl on phone: When you get to the game room, don't sit next to Jesus, he's watching porn.

Georgetown, Delaware

Overheard by: Kate

Posted on February 2, 2010
Delaware, Girls, Jesus, On the phone, Porn

Ricky Has Yet to Encounter Tentacle Porn

Girl to boy: Yeah, well, I watched Hentai once. I think Japanese people have mammal fetishes because all the girls had four ears, and there seemed to be furry rodents latched onto their vulvae.

Hammondsport, New York

Posted on December 29, 2009
Animals, Girls, Guys, Kink, New York, Porn, Rack, Vagina, Weirdness

So We're Giving Him My Anal Fisting Videos and Hoping He Can Extrapolate

Middle-aged man: So the other day my friend asked me to borrow some porn tapes. He said he needed to teach his son about the birds and the bees.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324355344/getting-straight-to-the-point.html

Overheard by: the wirled

Posted on December 12, 2009
Birds, Education, Guys, Insects, Kids, Offers and requests, Overheard in Minneapolis, Parenting, Porn

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

Google: Search and Ye Shall Find

Dude: I don't even know where to find porn!
Random guy walking past: Yeah, you do.

Washtenaw Community College
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on March 25, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Michigan, Porn, Technology, Weirdness

When I Can Find It on My Boyfriend's Computer for Free

Girl eating pasta: I can't pay 30 pounds for gay porn!

London
England

Posted on February 14, 2009
Default, England, Girls, Money, Porn, Sexuality

Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html

Overheard by: b! x.

Posted on January 31, 2009
Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Porn, Questions, Weirdness

I'm All About Buster Brown Collars

Gay professor: Yeah, so running through these questions should go a little more smoothly this time around. I looked around for what was causing it to go so slow last time, and I realized that there are disadvantages to letting your 14-year-old take your laptop to Tahoe for the weekend. I mean, really–how much lesbian porn can three teenage boys download? (class laughs) So, uh. If anything pops up, you know who to blame. I mean, it certainly isn't my secret fetish.

San Francisco State University, California

Overheard by: It isn't mine, either.