Bleaching Your Anus Could Go Either Way

Broseph to broski: Shaving your ass is a sign of homosexuality, shaving your testicles is a sign of being a porn star.

Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 18, 2015
Ass, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Illinois, Penis, Porn, Sexuality, Shaving

I Need Some Whacking Material for Later

50-something guy #1: My new girlfriend is twenty years younger than me.
50-something guy #2: You going to marry her?
50-something guy #1: No. I had that talk with her at the very beginning.
50-something guy #2: You got any nude photos of her on your phone?

Health Club Locker Room
Shawnee Mission, Kansas

Posted on August 12, 2015
Age and ageing, Assholes, Guys, Kansas, Porn, Relationships, Restroom

In Our Family, We Get Our Pornography from the Internet

Boy, holding bodice-ripper romance novel: Dad, is this a book for fifth-graders?
Distracted father: No. Put it back.
Boy: What is it?
Distracted father: Hardcore pornography. Put it back.

Fairwood, Washington

Overheard by: he was so hopeful

Posted on August 10, 2015
Books, Dads, Etiquette, Kids, Parenting, Porn, Questions, Washington

Dooming You to Come on Time for All Eternity

Professor: When you’re late, Eric* will take down your name. The first time he’ll just tack a threatening note on your door. What did we decide you would do for the second tardy?
Eric: Slash their tires.
Professor: Right. And the third time we’ll make pornographic images of you on Photoshop and put them on the Internet.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 29, 2015
Connecticut, Default, Internet, Porn, Students, Teachers, Threats, Time Management, Violence

One Look at Dee Snider Will Tell You How Right You Are.

Girl #1: Twisted Sister? Ew! Gross!
Girl #2: What is that? I've never heard of it, it is gross?
Girl #1: I don't know either, I just watched a ton of porn this morning so I keep thinking of things in the dirtiest way possible. Ewww.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on July 19, 2015
Canadia, Girls, Music, Porn, Words

I Have Nude Pictures in Catalogs.

Man: She said that? She has nude pictures on the internet! How can you compare me to her?

Emergency Room
Westchester, New York

Posted on July 3, 2015
Compare and contrast, Guys, Internet, New York, Porn, Questions

They Get Homesick

Emphatic girl: Babies can't watch porn!

Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: TARDIS Dyke

Posted on June 14, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Kids, Massachusetts, Porn

Especially If You Were Into Your Identical Daughter Cells

Microbiology lecturer: If you were a bacteria, this would be a highly pornographic image.

Melbourne University
Australia

Posted on June 9, 2015
Australia, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Porn, Science

Masturman Rarely Dates

Guy: We're talking heroic amounts of porn.
Girl, laughing hysterically: Oh my god, what?
Guy: What?
Girl: How is “heroic” a unit of measurement?
Guy: No. I mean: if you met the guy, he'd be your hero.
Girl, still laughing, walking away: I can't.

Connecticut

Overheard by: LunaFish

Posted on June 4, 2015
Connecticut, Girls, Guys, Porn, Questions, Words

I Need to Know If I Should Be Arresting You

Drunk woman: I like gay porn!
Nearby lady: Male or female?

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/

Posted on December 2, 2013
Drunks, Overheard in Ann Arbor, Porn