It’s Important to Rule That Out First

Blonde: So, what’s this play about?
Brunnette: It’s the adult version of Peter Pan.
Blonde: You mean, like, porn?
Brunette: Uhhh, not exactly.

Showing of Peter and Wendy, Kreeger Theater
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Julius

Posted on November 18, 2013
Bimbettes, Questions, Washington, DC

No, I Mean You Personally

Third-year student #1: So, I asked her if her husband still showed her affection, and she said, ‘Yes, he brings me flowers.’
Third-year student #2: Sadly, that’s not really the relevant question.
Third-year student #3: Seriously. The real question is, ‘Are you getting head?’

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/04/just-answer-damn-question.html

Posted on November 17, 2013
Overheard in Law School, Questions, Students

Better Safe Than Sorry

Man on cell: Look, I could’ve taken her back to my apartment, put a condom on my tongue… but I didn’t… What’s wrong with putting a condom on my tongue?

Binghamton University
Binghamton, New York

Posted on November 17, 2013
New York, On the phone, Questions

Just Smile, Nod, and Back Away

Dude #1: I hate coming in during the middle of girl conversations.
Dude #2: Oh, God — I came in on the wrong end of a tampon conversation the other day…
Dude #1: Is there a good end of a tampon conversation?

Herndon High School
Herndon, Virginia

Overheard by: Carly