Sadly, Also the Current Plot Of The Real World

First grade boy: I had two girlfriends but I lost one.
First grade girl: Didn't one of them kiss you?
First grade boy: Yeah, Hannah told Alexis to kiss whoever she liked more, and it was me and this other girl, and she was going to kiss her, but then she kissed me and we've been together for, like, forever.
First grade girl: Yeah.

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: was still playing with barbies- clothed

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Feelings, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Students

Just Taking a Vacation from the Metric System

Guy, seeing a techno dance party: Hey! Are you guys in the circus?
Hippie kid with dreads #1: Fuck no!
Hippie kid with dreads #2: No, we’re Canadian.

Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on November 7, 2014
Georgia, Hippies, Questions

When Professors Watch Too Much House

Girl: Do you know how much inflow comes from the Colorado River?
Professor: Ummmm…yeah. I do, actually. (doesn't answer question).

UC Berkeley
California

Overheard by: not telling either

Posted on November 6, 2014
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, Students, Teachers, US Geography

Global Warming Just Strikes Some People Harder

Guy: Do you guys ever get giant puddles underneath you in class?
Weary friend: Yes.
Guy: Mine always seems to be so much bigger than everyone else’s.

Becker Dorm
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-sometimes-is-like-being-shot-in.html

Overheard by: ad’a

Posted on October 4, 2014
Health & Hygiene, Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Students

A Schedule C Controlled Nationality

Girl #1: Is Cuba part of North America?
Girl #2: Do they speak Spanish in Cuba?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Then no. Cuba is not part of North America.
Guy: What about Mexico? They speak Spanish in Mexico.
Girl #2: Mexicans are illegal.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/same-rationale-used-to-keep-quebec-out-of-north-america/