Girl: Do you know how much inflow comes from the Colorado River?
Professor: Ummmm…yeah. I do, actually. (doesn't answer question).
UC Berkeley
California
Overheard by: not telling either
Girl: Do you know how much inflow comes from the Colorado River?
Professor: Ummmm…yeah. I do, actually. (doesn't answer question).
UC Berkeley
California
Overheard by: not telling either
Guy: Do you guys ever get giant puddles underneath you in class?
Weary friend: Yes.
Guy: Mine always seems to be so much bigger than everyone else’s.
Becker Dorm
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-sometimes-is-like-being-shot-in.html
Overheard by: ad’a
Girl #1: Is Cuba part of North America?
Girl #2: Do they speak Spanish in Cuba?
Girl #1: Yes.
Girl #2: Then no. Cuba is not part of North America.
Guy: What about Mexico? They speak Spanish in Mexico.
Girl #2: Mexicans are illegal.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/19/same-rationale-used-to-keep-quebec-out-of-north-america/
Teen: What do you think made Elmer famous? It wasn’t the glue — it was the Fudd.
Cincinnati Street
Cincinnati, Ohio
Little girl: Why did she get remarried? Did she forget?
Alaska
Teacher: What were people in the ’50s basically concerned with?
Stoner kid: … Scoring?
Lincoln-Way High School
Illinois
Overheard by: Sally
Dude to another: Remember that gang bang we had last night?
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/01/remember.html#links
Little girl: Mom, why don’t I have a hairy butt like you?
Bathroom, AA flight 329
Bimbette: How are the African kids starving? Why don’t they just… eat more?
Anchorage, Alaska
College girl: I’m not weird. I just don’t like hugs or blowjobs.
Hippie guy: I don’t understand — how do you greet people?
Rutgers University Student Center
New Brunswick, New Jersey
