Firefighters Multitask Brilliantly

Drugstore cashier to another: Are the firemen here to shop? Or is someone down again?

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: jamjam

Posted on July 7, 2022
Coworkers, Maladies, Questions, Shopping, Washington

For Some Reason, Nobody Ever Listens to Cassandra

Loud girl on cell: Don't you think he might just be settling for you because he don't have no other choice? (pause) What I mean is, he's only marrying you because he can't find no one better? (pause) This is what I'm talkin' about. You don't know nothing. He don't want to marry you. He just is cause he ain't got nothing better to do. (pause) Yes, I am serious. Don't take that tone with me. I know what I'm talkin' about!

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Posted on July 6, 2022
Advice, Default, Girls, Pennsylvania, Questions, Relationships

Or Simply Take His Hand Out of My Pants?

Guy forcing way through crowded dance floor: Excuse me, you fucking beautiful bitch.
Girl, stepping aside, then suddenly turning to friend: Should I be offended?

Privilege
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: elise

Posted on July 4, 2022
California, Questions, Strangers

…Lassie?

Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?

Boise State University
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Dan Lester

Posted on July 1, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Idaho, On the phone, Questions, Sex

Have You Tried Looking for It with GPS?

Fat girl filling out paperwork: Did I have any problems with my pregnancy? No. Well…I lost the baby…
Asian friend: Oh, well…just put “no.”

Planned Parenthood
San Diego, California

Overheard by: CINDI

Posted on June 30, 2022
Asians, California, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Words

Shall We Try “P” for “Polanski”?

Guy #1: What aisle are we looking for?
Guy #2: We should be looking under teen girls' rugs.
Guy #1: Yikes!

Furniture Store
New York City, New York

Posted on June 30, 2022
Guys, Hair, New York, Questions, Sex, Shopping, Stores, Vagina

How'd You Know?!

Student: I was wondering what my grade is.
Instructor (after consulting grade book): You have 312 points out of 500.
Student: So that's like, what, a “b?”
Instructor: Are you failing math too?

MCCKC
Independence, Missouri

Overheard by: Not failing math

Posted on June 27, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Missouri, Questions, Students, Teachers

Is It Too Late to Start Over?

Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady: What?
Customer: Do you sell Elastoplast?
Shop lady oh, I thought you said something about “the last of the Apaches.”
Customer: That film was called The Last of the Mohicans.
Shop lady: What film?

Glasgow
Scotland

Overheard by: somedaftlassie

Posted on June 26, 2022
Clients, Employees, Movies, Offers and requests, Questions, Scotland, Shopping, Stores, Words

I'm a Man Of Higher Education and Lower Taste

Film studies professor, after screening Eadweard Muybridge, in which animals and naked humans walk together: So what did you all think?
Student #1: I liked the tiger!
Student #2: I thought the way the elephant was filmed was fantastic.
Film studies professor: Yeah…I just like all the naked ladies.

Concordia University
Montreal
Canadia

Overheard by: In a class of 100 and disgusted

Posted on June 25, 2022
Animals, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Movies, Questions, Students, Teachers

When Life Gives You Avocados…

Checker, as customer places avocados on the belt: Are these lemons?

Grocery Store
Centerville, Utah

Overheard by: JC

Posted on June 23, 2022
Clients, Employees, Food, Fruit, Questions, Stores, Stupidity, Utah

Questions