Whatever, Mister Finding Nemo

Artsy queer: You masturbated to the soundtrack of The Nightmare Before Christmas?!

Houghton, Michigan

Overheard by: Midget Goldfish

Posted on November 26, 2020
Default, Masturbation, Michigan, Movies, Music, Queers, Questions, Weirdness

It Was “FloralNosegay”

Guy on computer: Fuck, I always forget my student e-mail password.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I've always used the same password for everything for years but when I tried it on blackboard it was all “oh, you can't have 'gay' in your password.”

Library
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Who uses

Posted on November 23, 2020
Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Questions, Sexuality, Stores

There Are Muslims in Utah?

Boy: Why do you wear that on your head?
Muslim girl, indifferently: So the aliens don't read my brain.

High School
Utah

Overheard by: I need one of those!

Posted on November 23, 2020
Body parts, Clothes, Girls, Guys, Questions, Religion, Religious fanatics, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah, Weirdness

But I Don't Know Why the Caged Bird Sings!

Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking!

Valley Fair
Shakopee, Minnesota

Posted on November 22, 2020
Default, Family ties, Kids, Minnesota, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourist attractions, Women

If the SATs Were Actually Useful for Life

Teacher: What word do you think would fit there?
Student: Uh… “clusterfuck”?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 21, 2020
Colorado, Education, Questions, Students, Teachers, Words

Her Shirt Says “Jesus Is My Homeboy”

Fat drunk guy: I really like your shirt. It's very intellectual.
Girl: Uh, thanks.
Fat drunk guy: I mean, I'm in college, I like to think deep, you know? I want to make films. Deep films.
Girl: Yeah, that'll be cool.
Fat drunk guy: How old are you?
Girl: I'm 16.
Fat drunk guy: Oh, I'm 18. Well…I mean, I'm 23.

Shreveport, Louisiana

Overheard by: Elle