I've Seen Enough Of Hell

Little girl: I don't want to go to heaven. I want to go to Texas.
Teacher: How about you go to heaven after you go to Texas?
Little girl: Nah. I just wanna go to Texas.

Vacation Bible School
New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Not from here

Posted on July 6, 2015
Default, Girls, Kids, Louisiana, Questions, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, US Geography, Wishes

And He Prefers to Make Love, Not War.

Dude to chick: William Howard Taft. That's what I call my penis. Because he is large and in charge. And he got stuck in a bathtub.

High School Law Class
New York

Overheard by: Adrienne

Posted on July 4, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Names, New York, Penis, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

How “What What (In the Butt)” Was Born

Teacher: Okay, I want you to write down twenty words relating to one of your hobbies, and then write a poem about it.
Girl: Can we write it on surprise butt sex?
Teacher: Errrmmm…if you want?

School Classroom
Australia

Overheard by: i wrote mine on sport….

Posted on June 29, 2015
Australia, Class, Default, Education, Girls, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers, Words

What If You're Pregnant with a Large Tumor That Has Teeth and Hair?

Boy #1: So, I never got what the difference was between liberals and conservatives.
Boy #2: Well, conservatives like big business, and liberals like communism.
Boy #1: Oh. What if I want to be both?
Boy #2: You can't be both. It's an on/off thing. Like, you're either pregnant or you're not. Or like you're Christian or you're Islam.

High School
Minnesota

Posted on June 28, 2015
Compare and contrast, Kids, Minnesota, Politics, Pregnancy, Questions, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes

Is This Sexual Harassment? Discuss.

Male English teacher to female student: You know, for the last 30 minutes I've been thinking of… The holy city that is your face.

High School
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: ShouldThisBeReported?

Posted on June 27, 2015
Body parts, Compliments, Education, Georgia, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

When Halloween Safety Goes Too Far

Bored school nurse: Valerie, do you remember the name of the little girl who ate the glowstick last week?

Elementary School
Utah

Posted on June 25, 2015
Default, Food, Girls, Kids, Names, Nurses, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Utah

Ashley Olsen Dating Lance Armstrong Was the Final Nail in the Coffin

Preppy girl #1: So the Apocalypse is totally going to happen… It's scary.
Preppy girl #2: Yeah, I know, right?

High School Hall
Ontario
Canadia

Posted on June 20, 2015
Canadia, Default, Fears, Girls, Preppies, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Threats

Read Your Bible

Drama teacher to girls playing whores in Les Misérables: Come on ladies, skank it up! There's no shame in being a whore!

High School
Utah

Overheard by: Weskimo

Posted on June 15, 2015
Pride, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers, Utah

Every Show on TLC, in a Nutshell.

Boy #1: Nobody wants to see that.
Boy #2: Yeah, that's nasty. Nobody wants to see that.
Boy #3: I want to see that.
Boy #2, after long pause: Yeah, me too.
Boy #1: Yeah, that would be pretty awesome to see.

High School
Texas

Posted on June 10, 2015
Kids, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

My Miracle Diet? A Coat Hanger.

Tween #1: I can’t believe she called you fat!
Tween #2: Well, I am, but it’s because we’re freshman — we haven’t lost our baby fat yet.
Tween #1: Well, that’s true for you. I’m just fat because I’m pregnant.
Tween #2: Yeah, that too.

Arlington High School
LaGrangeville, New York

Overheard by: draz

Posted on June 10, 2015
Diet & weight, New York, Pregnancy, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

School [Elem., Middle, & High]