Unless Jesus Got Jealous

Girl: You know, Santa and Superman would make an adorable gay couple.

Hume-Fogg High School
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 20, 2015
Default, Gender issues, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Tennessee, Weirdness, Wishes

Yeah, They're Always Sitting in the Front Of the Bus

Dude: It's not racial profiling, because every black person breaks the law.

High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on August 9, 2015
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Race, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity

Your Prostitutes Will Be Right on Time.

Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions… Wait! No! Prosecutions… No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that's the one! Your presentations will be postponed.

High School
Kuna, Idaho

Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class

Posted on August 4, 2015
Education, Idaho, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Nice Kevlar Shirt, by the Way

Dude: That guy totally has a gun.
Chick (offended): Just because he has sunglasses doesn't mean he has a gun!

High School
Englewood, Colorado

Posted on July 29, 2015
Chicks, Clothes, Colorado, Default, Guys, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Violence

If I Show You a Boob, Will You Forget This Lecture Ever Happened?

Moral and religious education teacher, describing opening scene of Gridiron Gang: So the movie opens, right, and you hear all these guns going off, and everyone's gangbanging everywhere…
Students: (silence, then loud raucous laughter)
Teacher: Oh, Jesus Christ… I mean they're shooting loads at each other… Oh god, no…

Centennial Regional High School
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: amused

Posted on July 29, 2015
Canadia, Default, Education, Movies, Murder, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Students, Teachers, Words

The Rehabilitation Began with Starship Troopers

Boy watching Indiana Jones: Why are the Nazis always the bad guys?
Thug: Who are they supposed to be?

Flowing Wells High School
Tucson, Arizona

Posted on July 26, 2015
Arizona, History, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Should have used a condom, Thugs

I Suppose the Holes in the Balls Are Also Off Limits?

Vice principal: Listen up, everyone! The rules of the school also apply at the bowling alley. If you smoke, drink, or do drugs, we will call the cops. If you break anything, you will have to pay. If you hump the ball machine for the sake of irony, you will be sent home. That means you, Aaron*!
Aaron*: Aw, man!

High School
Englewood, Colorado