Everyone Feels Like This When They See Tom Cruise

Girl #1: Shit!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I forgot to ask him if he's gay!
Girl #2: But you don't even know him!
Girl #1: I know, and now I've lost my chance…I'll wonder for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I'm old and gray, I'll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I'll try to ask him…and he'll be already on the bus, and I'll never know.
Girl #2: You're kind of a freak.

University of Delaware

Posted on June 19, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Default, Delaware, Girls, Public transportation, Questions, Sexuality, Weirdness

I Love This Game!

Chick: Guess who's a lesbian couple again instead of creepy incest twins!

Washington Monument
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on May 5, 2020
Girls, Leisure, Sexuality, Washington, DC, Weirdness

Just Because Of the Short-Shorts and Rollerskates?

Curious brunette: Hey, is that casting agent friend of yours gay?
Exasperated brunette: No! That's the guy I sleep with sometimes. Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Rosepepper Cantina
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Amy Rose

Posted on April 29, 2020
Bimbettes, Questions, Restaurants, Sex, Sexuality, Tennessee

Must Be Blowfish

NASA intern guy #1: I think your fish are gay… Like, 99 percent sure. Look, they’ve got vertical bars.
NASA intern guy #2: They so want each other.
NASA intern guy #1: They do. And it’s not unrequited. Look, they both have vertical bars!

NASA Ames Research Center
Silicon Valley, California

Posted on April 20, 2020
Animals, California, Coworkers, Default, Sexuality

None Of Them Are Filtered

Teen gangsta wannabe yelling to small boy on playground: No, I wasn't, I don't smoke! He was just transferring the smoke to my mouth! (pause) Never mind! I'm not gay!

Park
Cincinnati, Ohio

Posted on March 27, 2020
Kids, Mouth, Ohio, Sexuality, Smoking, Teens, Thugs

You're Just Supposed to Be Having Sex Shamefully in Cars and Stairwells

Boy: Yo soy sexy.
Teacher, hyperventilating: You can't say you're sexy! You're only fifteen years old!

Spanish Class
El Paso, Texas

Posted on March 26, 2020
Age and ageing, Beauty, Bragging, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Texas

Like God, If They Didn't Exist, TV Would Have to Invent Them

Young film intern asked to come up with new story: What about a girl surrounded by her sassy, lesbian friends? Do lesbians come in sassy?

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: I honestly don't know

Posted on March 20, 2020
Employees, Movies, New York, Questions, Sexuality

This Season’s Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I’d be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well… I’d make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Bunnee