What Is This, Degrassi?

Female student: Uh… I think we left off on the hymen.
Sex ed teacher: Oh, we're going there.

Janesville, Wisconsin

Posted on November 2, 2010
Education, Health & Hygiene, Sex, Students, Teachers, Vagina, Wisconsin

Since Daddy Officially Took the T-Bird Away

Boy: Let's play Heads Up, Seven Up!
Girl #1: Let's play Around the World!
Girl #2: Let's play Mum Ball!
Boy: Let's all play Strip Solitaire!
Teacher: I told you: there's no fun allowed in here!

Penn Yan Academy
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on October 3, 2010
Education, Girls, Guys, New York, Offers and requests, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

Some Girls Have a Gift for Spilling Their Mountain Dew

Gossipy high school girl to others: I don't think she was faking it. The couch was all wet when they got up!

Ice Cream Shop
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on October 3, 2010
Gossip, Lies, Missouri, Sensory experiences, Sex, Stores, Students

Why Christian Siriano Has Difficulty Getting Dates

College girl: We blew a fuse in our room last night. Just in our room, not the rest of the hall.
Science professor: And what did you do to solve this problem?
College girl: I cried.
Professor: That doesn't solve the problem!
College girl: Well, half of my hair was dry and the other half wasn't!
Professor: You were not bilaterally symmetrical. That can be a problem.

Keuka College
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.

Posted on September 27, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Hair, New York, Questions, Science, Students, Teachers

Then She Turned Him Gay With Her Womanliness

Female professor: She was a lesbian…
Male student: Yeah, she was.
Female professor: But he turned her straight with his manliness…
Male student: Yeah, he did.

Appalachian State University
Boone, North Carolina

Posted on September 19, 2010
Colleges & Universities, Gender issues, North Carolina, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Not Even with All the Wood and the Nailing?

Super peppy freshman orientation guide: What was your favorite Halloween costume?
College freshman: Well, I was a construction worker once.
Super peppy freshman orientation guide: Was it a sexy construction worker?
College freshman: Well, I was five years old… so no.

Harrisonburg, Virginia

Posted on September 18, 2010
Age and ageing, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Students, Virginia

…According to This Snapple Cap.

Teacher to class: You never know what you're going to find stuffed in the head of a mummified crocodile.

Metro State College
Denver, Colorado

Posted on September 18, 2010
Animals, Body parts, Colorado, Science, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Sort Of Like a Human Centrifuge. Any Questions?

Professor, in monotone voice: I think we're all familiar with merry-go-rounds. They're objects in playgrounds that rotate at relatively high speeds, and we put our children on them.

Millersville University
Millersville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tyler G