Man: My girlfriend doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to get her pregnant.
Ottawa, Canadia
Overheard by: amanda
Man: My girlfriend doesn't know it yet, but I'm going to get her pregnant.
Ottawa, Canadia
Overheard by: amanda
Asian dude: I don’t know. Something about the alcohol there gets me drunk.
Friends: Yeah!
California State University Dominguez Hills
Carson, California
Overheard by: Danial
College chick: I, like, physically cannot get good grades… I think the problem is in my brain.
University of North Carolina – Chapel Hill
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Overheard by: KAT
Girl: She’s like a horny guy, only not horny and not a guy.
Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California
Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We're gonna shoot 'em with our sperm cannons!
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M
Guy: If someone was legally blind, it would be really hard for them to see in here.
Revenge of the Mummy ride, Universal Studios
Orlando, Florida
Pilot: Sit back and relax! We’ll be in Indy in about an hour and 55 minutes. [Mic clicks off, then back on.] Uh… We’ll be in Boston. You know where you’re going.
US Airways flight
Indianapolis to Boston
Overheard by: Anna Mousey
Brunette: I don't think dinosaurs were ever real.
Blonde: Why is that?
Brunette: If they were really that big, only like ten could fit on earth. They wouldn't even be able to walk around much.
Blonde: Oh, you're probably right. I've never thought about it like that before.
Northern Michigan University
Girl #1: So, how did she find out?
Girl #2: I was right in the middle of vomiting and my mom opened the door and said, ‘You’ve been binge drinking and having unprotected sex?!’
Girl #1: … So, how did she find out?
College of Charleston
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Addison
