I Don't Think You See What I'm Saying.

Philosophy teacher: Nowadays we see faith as blind belief. Is that fair to say?
Blind student: No.
Philosophy teacher: Right, why?
Blind student: I never believe anything blindly.

Santa Ana College
California

Overheard by: Frankie1way

Posted on August 10, 2015
California, Colleges & Universities, Disabled, Education, Health & Hygiene, Philosophy, Religion, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

Just Sign Here and Initial Here

Kindergarten teacher: Hey, what are you doing?
Little girl: Nothing, but I can repair it if you want me to!

Kindergarten
Norway

Posted on August 10, 2015
Default, Europe, Girls, Kids, Offers and requests, Questions, Teachers

…Boobies Don't Make You Gag??

Gay professor: He's saying, “I like men and women,” and I'm like, “Ew!”

Godfrey, Illinois

Overheard by: M

Posted on August 8, 2015
Illinois, Queers, Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

If Rappers Had Existed in the 16th Century

Philosophy professor: A crisp cravat always gets me hot.

Wesleyan University
Bloomington, Illinois

Overheard by: ..Really?

Posted on August 8, 2015
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Illinois, Sexuality, Teachers, Weirdness

I Am So Sick of Blowing Middle-Aged Poindexters

Sorority girl, crying: I’ve been working so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m being rewarded for it.
Professor: What? What do you mean?
Sorority girl, still crying: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Professor, irritated: Well, it’s only four weeks into the semester. Why are you worried about your grade now? I don’t guarantee any grades! [Professor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears until at least midterm. Now I’ll actually have to do the work. Damn.

University of Nevada, Las Vegas
Nevada

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, Idiots, Lies, Nevada, Stupidity, Teachers

…When Everyone Knows the Point Of Sex Is to Tone One's Abs.

Anthropology teacher: That's just like saying the point of sex is to have an orgasm. If that were the case you could do it yourself! There's no need to involve another person!

University of Delaware

Overheard by: Terrance Williams

Posted on August 5, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Delaware, Masturbation, Orgasm, Sex, Teachers

…It's How Study You Are

History teacher: The thing about school is, it's not how hard you smart.

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on August 5, 2015
Advice, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Oregon, Teachers, Words

…Bong Hits All Around!

Professor: I have no idea how we got onto this discussion, class. Does anyone know what we're supposed to be talking about?
Class: (silence, then soft giggles from back of the room)
Professor: Well, we accomplished nothing today. But it's okay!, 'cause (raises his voice in excitement) I had fun!

Richland Center, Wisconsin

Overheard by: CollegeIsn'tSoBad

Posted on August 4, 2015
Education, Questions, Students, Stupidity, Teachers, Wisconsin

Stop Wearing Those Stiletto Boots and Bra-tops and We'll Talk

Communications professor: I mean, I can offer you a dollar for sex or I can offer you a million dollars. You're still a prostitute. We're just haggling over price.
(some female students giggle)
Communications professor: What? Oh, you're laughing because I called you whores?

Otago University
New Zealand

Posted on August 4, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Insults, Money, New Zealand, Offers and requests, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers

Your Prostitutes Will Be Right on Time.

Substitute teacher: Because your teacher is gone today, your prostitutions… Wait! No! Prosecutions… No, not that one either. Presentations. Yes, that's the one! Your presentations will be postponed.

High School
Kuna, Idaho

Overheard by: Girl in the back of the class

Posted on August 4, 2015
Education, Idaho, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

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