Father: So, any luck with finding a jacket?
Teenage daughter: No, but somebody tried to sell me drugs.
Father: Well, that’s something.
Victoria Market
Melbourne
Australia
Father: So, any luck with finding a jacket?
Teenage daughter: No, but somebody tried to sell me drugs.
Father: Well, that’s something.
Victoria Market
Melbourne
Australia
Teen #1: Why didn't you send it to me?
Teen #2: I don't know. I sent you the humping cats.
Harrison, Michigan
Overheard by: Lauren
Teen girl: Macbeth… That’s the one with Hamlet, right?
Ottawa
Canadia
Newly confirmed 15-year-old: Man, hangovers suck.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/440451353/that-sip-of-wine-was-killer-man.html
Overheard by: Ian
17-year-old boy: Geez, Angelina Jolie adopted another kid?
13-year-old boy: Why, how many does she have now?
17-year-old boy: I think, like, four.
13-year-old boy: Wow! She’s fertile!
Alamogordo, New Mexico
Overheard by: DeeRock
Teenage girl #1: Oh my god, did I tell you my mom is wearing thong underwear?
Teenage girl #2: Oh my god, that is so weird!
Old Navy Store
Kansas City, Missouri
Preppy blonde teen: So I told him I really had to go, and he said my pussy was telling him it wanted to stay.
Brunette friend: What the fuck, I never knew he spoke vagina!
Beverly Hills, California
Teen girl #1: God! Don’t they have pedestrian laws in Pennsylvania?
Teen girl #2: Wait, we’re in Pennsylvania?
Independence Hall
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Allison
Teen boy being pushed through large crowd: I feel like I'm being born!
Parking Lot
Giants Stadium, New York
Overheard by: Gaby Young
Teen girl: What a bitch! Like seriously, why can't I buy an iPhone cover for my BlackBerry?
Friend: I bet she was being racist.
Toronto
Canadia
