Aww, That's Cold.

Obese teenager to mom: I wish I had an ice cream maker built into my steering wheel.
Mother: Stop.

Mobile, Alabama

Posted on August 25, 2010
Alabama, Diet & weight, Fat people, Food, Moms, Parenting, Teens, Wishes

Stay Away from Drugs, Kids!

Teen ordering at Subway: Yeah, I want mustard.
Teen friend: No way. Mustard?
Teen ordering: I like mustard.
Teen friend: Omigod, I'm telling Paul* and he's never gonna talk to you again.
Teen ordering: What? Omigod! No, don't!
Teen friend, pulling out phone and dialing: Too late.
Teen ordering, almost crying: I like Paul*!
Teen friend, answering phone: Hello? Paulie! Natasha* loves mustard. (pause) Oh. Never mind, Paul* likes mustard.
Cashier: Um, are you two drunk?
Teen ordering, wide-eyed: Do you like mustard?

Subway
Alabama

Overheard by: they were drunk.

Posted on August 20, 2010
Alabama, Employees, Food, Restaurants, Teens, Weirdness

Sesame Street Has, Like, Totally Opened My Eyes!

Clueless teen girl: I didn't know that New Mexico was a state, I thought it was a country!
Ditzy blonde: Ohmygod! No way!
Clueless teen girl: Yeah, I know! And did you know that “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star” and “The Alphabet Song” are the same?!
Ditzy blonde: No fucking way!

High School
Wisconsin

Overheard by: Genius

Posted on July 21, 2010
Geography, Girls, Music, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens, Wisconsin

Being a Termite Must Suck

Grungy teenager to group of grungy friends: And then I ate half of a cardboard box!

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on July 6, 2010
Diet & weight, Food, Friends, Teens, Washington, Weirdness

As Are Balls.

13-year-old boy in black “Rock On” shirt: I want a pink ball. Pink is manly.

Stephens City, Virginia

Overheard by: Tybois

Posted on June 26, 2010
Fashion, Gender issues, Teens, Virginia, Wishes

You Always Give Your Pets Such Unique Names!

Teen girl on cell: Yes, well, there's excitement, plateau, orgasm… and I forget the last one.

99 Bus
Vancouver
Canadia

Posted on May 27, 2010
Canadia, On the phone, Orgasm, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teens

It's the First Thing I Can Remember

Young teen girl: So he fucked both your mums, and that's how you two are related?
Boy #1: Yeah.
Boy #2: But he didn't start fucking my mum till after she had me.

Bus
Wollongong
Australia

Overheard by: definately not related

Posted on May 23, 2010
Australia, Bus, Family ties, Questions, Sex, Teens, Time Management

He Keeps Muttering About My Becoming Self-Supporting

Teen girl: My dad bought me an iPhone but he took it away when he found my pot. I'm so pissed.
Emo teen: You live in Portland. Either you're gay, you enjoy molesting children, or you do every drug available for free. Or all of the above. What the hell does he expect of you?

Portland, Oregon