What All Guys Hope and All Girls Fear

Teen to friend: My pants are tight in the crotch, I think I am getting bigger in that region.

Buffalo, New York

Overheard by: el.

Posted on January 31, 2010
Clothes, New York, Teens, Vagina

If You Kept Up-to-Date on My Facebook Status, You'd Know

Teenage girl #1 to others in feminine products aisle: When do you douche?
Teenage girl #2: I don't know, when do you douche?
(group of teenage girls giggle hysterically)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/362504180/where-are-their-mothers.html

Overheard by: personally, I prefer Thursdays

Posted on January 9, 2010
Douching, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Stupidity, Teens

And You Thought SpongeBob Was Gay

Teenage girl to friend: Anyway, I think he likes me… He gave me a sponge bath last night.

Victoria
Australia

Overheard by: Ineke

Posted on December 28, 2009
Australia, Bathing, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Teens

Which Has a Built-In Polygraph

Teen, trying to convince friends: He wasn't lying! It was on Facebook!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/328470377/we-all-know-what-that-means.html

Overheard by: the usher

Posted on December 13, 2009
Friends, Internet, Lies, Overheard in Minneapolis, Teens

Why Are You Even Here, Mary Anne?

Teen to friend at urinal: How many people do you think have whacked off into this urinal?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/339361199/just-you-little-buddy.html

Overheard by: seriously?

Posted on December 13, 2009
Friends, Masturbation, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Restroom, Teens

…From the Sketchy Dude Gyrating Next to Me.

Teen princess to another, in changing room: Oh my god, she's so trashy. Who would ask their friends to a a pole-dancing class there? The pole dancing studios I go to in the city are like sexy and hot. But at that one, I got carpet burn.

Changing Rooms
Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 2, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Education, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teens

Once Again, She's So Lucky I'm Not a Bitch!

Teenage girl with bad haircut: Ugh, I so just want to punch Lauren* in the face… She's lucky I'm not a bitch.
Overweight teenage boy: I know!
Teenage girl with bad haircut: I mean, seriously, all the time from here it's all “blah blah blah, I got raped.” So annoying!
Overweight teenage boy: I know!
Teenage girl with bad haircut: I'd understand if it was once in a while… but dude, she talks about it all the time!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on November 30, 2009
Canadia, Fat people, Sex, Stupidity, Teens, Violence, Wishes

Let's Hope That's a New Metal Band

11-year-old: Haggis is awesome!
15-year-old: Damn straight! High five!
(they high five)

NSW
Australia

Posted on November 21, 2009
Australia, Compliments, Teens, Tweens, Weirdness

I Knew This “Ellen” Haircut Was a Mistake

Two-year-old: Mommy!
Tired teen girl: I'm not your mommy.
Two-year-old: Daddy?

Preschool
Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 20, 2009
Colorado, Family ties, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

I Am So Not Interested in Your Personal Hygiene

Teenage girl: I want to stop keeping it in my pants.
Effeminate teenage guy: No! Keep the stuff in your pants… in your pants!
Teenage girl: Yeah, it needs washing anyways.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on November 12, 2009
Canadia, Cleanliness, Clothes, Teens, Wishes

Teens