…From the Sketchy Dude Gyrating Next to Me.

Teen princess to another, in changing room: Oh my god, she's so trashy. Who would ask their friends to a a pole-dancing class there? The pole dancing studios I go to in the city are like sexy and hot. But at that one, I got carpet burn.

Changing Rooms
Sydney
Australia

Posted on December 2, 2009
Australia, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Education, Questions, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teens

Once Again, She's So Lucky I'm Not a Bitch!

Teenage girl with bad haircut: Ugh, I so just want to punch Lauren* in the face… She's lucky I'm not a bitch.
Overweight teenage boy: I know!
Teenage girl with bad haircut: I mean, seriously, all the time from here it's all “blah blah blah, I got raped.” So annoying!
Overweight teenage boy: I know!
Teenage girl with bad haircut: I'd understand if it was once in a while… but dude, she talks about it all the time!

Edmonton
Alberta
Canadia

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on November 30, 2009
Canadia, Fat people, Sex, Stupidity, Teens, Violence, Wishes

Let's Hope That's a New Metal Band

11-year-old: Haggis is awesome!
15-year-old: Damn straight! High five!
(they high five)

NSW
Australia

Posted on November 21, 2009
Australia, Compliments, Teens, Tweens, Weirdness

I Knew This “Ellen” Haircut Was a Mistake

Two-year-old: Mommy!
Tired teen girl: I'm not your mommy.
Two-year-old: Daddy?

Preschool
Denver, Colorado

Posted on November 20, 2009
Colorado, Family ties, Kids, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

I Am So Not Interested in Your Personal Hygiene

Teenage girl: I want to stop keeping it in my pants.
Effeminate teenage guy: No! Keep the stuff in your pants… in your pants!
Teenage girl: Yeah, it needs washing anyways.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on November 12, 2009
Canadia, Cleanliness, Clothes, Teens, Wishes

Your Editors Are Also Totally Gay for Fuzzy Unicorn Shirts

Teen girl #1: Are you doing it with her, too?
Teen girl #2: Yeah, I'm totally gay for Meg* and her fuzzy unicorn shirt.
Teen girl #3, laughing and choking: I'm not suppose to die choking! I'm the only one who knows CPR!

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on November 5, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Death & dying, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, Questions, Sex, Sexuality, Teens

So No One Will Even See Your Hooker Shoes

Mother to sixteen year-old in booty shorts and Uggs: You can be a geisha girl! It goes all the way down to the floor!

Halloween Store
New Jersey

Posted on October 28, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Moms, New Jersey, Parenting, Stores, Teens

Australian Sex Ed Is a Lot Different from Ours

Teenage girl: Orgies suck when they smell.

School
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: I worry about this girl

Posted on October 27, 2009
Australia, Gripes, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Sex, Teens

That Would've Been Great Fodder for Our Dr. Phil Appearance

Teen girl: My brother got released from the loony bin today. Same day as he got a new roommate, who kills animals and has an extra Y chromosome. I'm like, “Goddamn!”

Highlands Ranch, Colorado

Posted on October 15, 2009
Animals, Colorado, Health & Hygiene, Mental illnesses, Murder, Teens, Weirdness

Or Jail, Yeah

Teenage girl #1: Anyway, I just need to talk to him.
Teenage girl #2: Mmm-hmm.
Teenage girl #1: But I barely ever see him!
Teenage girl #2: Yeah.
Teenage girl #1: I have to meet him in a mutual place, y'know?
Teenage girl #2: …like a box?

Perth
Australia

Posted on October 6, 2009
Australia, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Teens, Weirdness

Teens