A Concise Recap of The Bootyguard

20-something #1: She's got fuckin' guns pointed at her vagina.
20-something #2: What?
20-something #1: No, dude. Seriously.

Palms, California

Posted on December 4, 2015
California, Default, Guys, Questions, Vagina, Violence, Weirdness

The Best Possible Kind

Girl: A vagina is a delicate flower!
Guy: It's a fucking hole!

Bayonne, New Jersey

Posted on November 19, 2015
Compare and contrast, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sex, Vagina

Tonight on Fox: Rapunzel–the True Story

College chick to friend: With my luck I'll be the girl with the twenty-foot clitoris.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: ORLY

Posted on November 17, 2015
Colorado, Default, Friends, Sorority types, Vagina, Weirdness

She Always Comes Through in the Clench

Roommate #1: But if she has a denty-face?
Roommate #2: Well, that has no bearing on her sphincter.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/421090903/who-can-be-sure.html

Overheard by: roommate #3

Posted on November 13, 2015
Ass, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Vagina

Ad: Kathleen Turner Is… Bendy Vadge, P.I.!

Loud, stoned, drunk guy on train: Dude, I totally saw Melissa pee standing up before.
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: That is impossible! Seriously, that doesn't even make any sense! You'd get piss all over your leg!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: No way, I saw her just take one leg out of her pants and prop it up against a tree, and it just shot down! She didn't get any anywhere!
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: Do you even understand female anatomy?! It doesn't work the same way as you! We can't do that! Melissa didn't do that!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: Dude, if you can't pee standing up, then you've just got a bendy vag.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Wizzbiff