Roommate #1: But if she has a denty-face?
Roommate #2: Well, that has no bearing on her sphincter.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/421090903/who-can-be-sure.html
Overheard by: roommate #3
Roommate #1: But if she has a denty-face?
Roommate #2: Well, that has no bearing on her sphincter.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/421090903/who-can-be-sure.html
Overheard by: roommate #3
Loud, stoned, drunk guy on train: Dude, I totally saw Melissa pee standing up before.
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: That is impossible! Seriously, that doesn't even make any sense! You'd get piss all over your leg!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: No way, I saw her just take one leg out of her pants and prop it up against a tree, and it just shot down! She didn't get any anywhere!
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: Do you even understand female anatomy?! It doesn't work the same way as you! We can't do that! Melissa didn't do that!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: Dude, if you can't pee standing up, then you've just got a bendy vag.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Wizzbiff
Girl: This entire city smells like vagina.
Toronto
Canadia
Girl to friend: Sorry about your vagina, but I'm sure the dog is okay.
Bar
Colorado
Queer to fag hag: I’m so hungry I could eat your pussy.
Restaurant de Anton
Netherlands
Loud girl in outdoor bar: My vagina’s not working tonight.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/she-must-be-in-good-union.html
Overheard by: katie
Guy, walking on the sidewalk under row of windows: So, on the subject of vaginas…
Portland, Oregon
Hot girl: Either my dog is eating my underwear, or my vagina is so acidic it’s burning holes in them… Neither of which I would be pleased about.
Charlotte, North Carolina
Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html
Overheard by: woof
Little girl: Mommy, can I have a bubble bath?
Mother: No, it makes your vagina hurt.
Plantation, Florida
Overheard by: i guess that's a valid reason.
