Ad: Kathleen Turner Is… Bendy Vadge, P.I.!

Loud, stoned, drunk guy on train: Dude, I totally saw Melissa pee standing up before.
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: That is impossible! Seriously, that doesn't even make any sense! You'd get piss all over your leg!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: No way, I saw her just take one leg out of her pants and prop it up against a tree, and it just shot down! She didn't get any anywhere!
Loud, stoned, drunk girl: Do you even understand female anatomy?! It doesn't work the same way as you! We can't do that! Melissa didn't do that!
Loud, stoned, drunk guy: Dude, if you can't pee standing up, then you've just got a bendy vag.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Wizzbiff

Posted on October 3, 2015
Body parts, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, Guys, Illinois, Pee, Stoners, Train, Vagina

Mating Season Can Be Brutal in Canadia

Girl: This entire city smells like vagina.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 7, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Sensory experiences, Vagina

…Does Hallmark Make a Card Saying That?

Girl to friend: Sorry about your vagina, but I'm sure the dog is okay.

Bar
Colorado

Posted on August 29, 2015
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Colorado, Default, Girls, Vagina, Weirdness

You’re in Luck, because It’s Got Yeast Today

Queer to fag hag: I’m so hungry I could eat your pussy.

Restaurant de Anton
Netherlands

Posted on August 27, 2015
Netherlands, Queers, Vagina

First It Was Stalling and Sputtering, and Now… Nothing

Loud girl in outdoor bar: My vagina’s not working tonight.

http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/06/she-must-be-in-good-union.html

Overheard by: katie

Posted on August 26, 2015
Chicks, Overheard Lines, Vagina

Sir, You Have My Attention

Guy, walking on the sidewalk under row of windows: So, on the subject of vaginas…

Portland, Oregon

Posted on August 10, 2015
Creepsters, Oregon, Sexuality, Vagina, Words

Meet Kourtney Kibble-Britches

Hot girl: Either my dog is eating my underwear, or my vagina is so acidic it’s burning holes in them… Neither of which I would be pleased about.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on August 3, 2015
Animals, Default, Food, Girls, Health & Hygiene, North Carolina, Vagina

There Were Also Doubloons in There

Female shoplifting defendant: I’m just saying I didn’t have a vagina full of jewelry in 2005.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/coochie-court.html

Overheard by: woof

Posted on July 30, 2015
Default, Overheard in PDX, Vagina, Women

That's What You Said About Uncle Walter!

Little girl: Mommy, can I have a bubble bath?
Mother: No, it makes your vagina hurt.

Plantation, Florida

Overheard by: i guess that's a valid reason.

Posted on July 29, 2015
Bathing, Florida, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Parenting, Vagina

…So We Had to Tend to It.

Guy: You abandoned me last night! Both of you, you and James*!
Girl: I'm sorry, I was feeling sick. And I told James* to go back to the bar afterwards, but then, you know, I have a vagina…

Saint Peter's College
New Jersey

Posted on July 27, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Feelings, Girls, Guys, New Jersey, Sex, Vagina

Vagina

That's What You Said About Uncle Walter!