Woman to ten-year-old son: When I'm old and feeble, will you take me in and take care of me?
Ten-year-old son: No. I'm going to put you in a home with a bunch of Asian people.
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Kids these days.
Woman to ten-year-old son: When I'm old and feeble, will you take me in and take care of me?
Ten-year-old son: No. I'm going to put you in a home with a bunch of Asian people.
Chesapeake, Virginia
Overheard by: Kids these days.
Nurse: Mr. Oberman*?
Mr. Oberman: Yes?
Nurse: Are you still here?
Waiting room
Hampton, Virginia
Overheard by: stainedglassdoll
Upset gay boy: This is awful. I just wanted you to see the giant vagina made of sand.
Virginia Tech
Grumbling student: … But I’ve tooken so many Englishes before…!
Arlington, Virginia
Overheard by: McStupid
Woman to another, shopping in frozen food aisle: You know, I think sometimes you really can have too many Tater Tots in the house.
Shoppers Food Warehouse
Northern Virginia
Overheard by: Pat Trenner
Drunk Canadian to another: I don't get it–every time we drink in the car, something bad happens.
Charlottesville, Virginia
Overheard by: christine
Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Us
Obscenely tall man: I’m sorry. This is really random, but I was just drinking a milkshake. And… I think I spilled some on my head. Can you check it out for me?
University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Teacher: What you get from Beatlerama depends on what you bring to it.
Science class
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: mollydear
