Best. Reality Competition. Ever.

19-year-old girl on phone in dorm: I have two weeks to have children. I only have one egg left!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on May 12, 2010
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, On the phone, Pregnancy, Time Management, Weirdness

I'd Still Buy the Wii Version.

Guy, mournfully: Tiger fights are so generic now…

Westwood, California

Posted on May 9, 2010
Animals, California, Gripes, Guys, Weirdness

Gangsta Stackable

College kid #1: You know what would be tight? If we got some of those plastic containers from Ikea.
College kid #2: Oh yeah, that shit's stackable, yo.

Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on May 7, 2010
Guys, Massachusetts, Train, Weirdness, Wishes

Marriage Gives a Man a Whole New Skillset

Woman: I am your woman!
Man: I'm my own woman!

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: David Wayne Reed

Posted on May 6, 2010
Guys, Missouri, Weirdness, Women, Words

The Day Bernice Wet Her Desk

Professor, eyeing student in class: Watch out, snuggie-girl. I'm on to you!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on April 26, 2010
Education, Louisiana, Teachers, Weirdness

They Need To– Ever Seen a White Baby?

Asian kid: We don't do a lot of jumping around.
Black kid: Except in the wars, when Chuck Norris has lots of babies.
Asian kid: And white people are marrying everyone.

Babson College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bruce

Posted on April 21, 2010
About celebrities, Asians, Black people, Colleges & Universities, Massachusetts, Race, Weirdness

Says She Needs the Practice

Elderly woman to friends: Oh, she's lovely, she even offered to sleep in the coffin!

Cambridge
England

Posted on April 17, 2010
Death & dying, England, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Women

Some Men Wait Their Whole Lives to Hear That

Slightly tipsy girl at party: Hi, I'm Liz. (pause) Oh, I like your ears.

Savannah, Georgia

Posted on April 16, 2010
Body parts, Compliments, Georgia, Girls, Weirdness

…We're Aiming for a Spring Wedding.

Girl #1: Jeff once told me if he didn't get laid within the first week, the relationship wasn't going to work out.
Girl #2: Oh my god.
Girl #1: Yeah, Jeff's a great guy.

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Posted on April 16, 2010
Bonding, Girls, Sex, Weirdness, Wisconsin

I Really Need to Start Tagging and Cataloging Them

Girl #1, after passing by awkward guy staring at her: Ummm, why did that guy we just passed stare at us?
Girl #2: Umm… Didn't you sleep with him last weekend?
Girl #3: Oooh… I thought he looked familiar!

James Madison University
Harrisonburg, Virginia

Overheard by: Dukeees for life

Posted on April 15, 2010
Bimbettes, Colleges & Universities, Sex, Virginia, Weirdness

Weirdness