She's All, “This Party Smells Like Salami“

Party goer #1: That girl is wasted.
Party goer #2: Which one?
Party goer #1: The one with the blue shirt and lip ring.
Party goer #2: That's not a lip ring, she's got a piece of meat stuck to her face.

Burlington, Vermont

Overheard by: Tim

Posted on May 26, 2010
Clothing, Food, Friends, Vermont, Weirdness

…This Is My Cardio.

Butcher, holding up mallet: Do you want me to tenderize that for you?
Customer: Oh, no, that's okay, thanks.
Butcher: Please?

Adelaide Central Market
Australia

Posted on May 19, 2010
Australia, Customers, Employees, Weirdness, Wishes

Best. Reality Competition. Ever.

19-year-old girl on phone in dorm: I have two weeks to have children. I only have one egg left!

Ann Arbor, Michigan

Posted on May 12, 2010
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Michigan, On the phone, Pregnancy, Time Management, Weirdness

I'd Still Buy the Wii Version.

Guy, mournfully: Tiger fights are so generic now…

Westwood, California

Posted on May 9, 2010
Animals, California, Gripes, Guys, Weirdness

Gangsta Stackable

College kid #1: You know what would be tight? If we got some of those plastic containers from Ikea.
College kid #2: Oh yeah, that shit's stackable, yo.

Subway
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on May 7, 2010
Guys, Massachusetts, Train, Weirdness, Wishes

Marriage Gives a Man a Whole New Skillset

Woman: I am your woman!
Man: I'm my own woman!

Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: David Wayne Reed

Posted on May 6, 2010
Guys, Missouri, Weirdness, Women, Words

The Day Bernice Wet Her Desk

Professor, eyeing student in class: Watch out, snuggie-girl. I'm on to you!

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on April 26, 2010
Education, Louisiana, Teachers, Weirdness

They Need To– Ever Seen a White Baby?

Asian kid: We don't do a lot of jumping around.
Black kid: Except in the wars, when Chuck Norris has lots of babies.
Asian kid: And white people are marrying everyone.

Babson College
Wellesley, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bruce