College girl: Yeah, she had dried cranberries and lettuce in her coffin too.
Atlanta, Georgia
College girl: Yeah, she had dried cranberries and lettuce in her coffin too.
Atlanta, Georgia
20-something guy #1: So you don't have to pee?
20-something guy #2: No man, never. It's fucking weird.
20-something guy #1: Yeah, I have to pee like, every hour. (both laugh)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Woman on cell outside Target store: And then he'll pee on your face!
San Jose, California
Random guy to friend outside: You're so nasty you eat ravioli!
Abilene Christian University
Abilene, Texas
Overheard by: Ami
Bag lady, after no one would give her change: You all have small dicks! Small dicks! Small dicks! Small dicks!
Chinatown Restaurant
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Dan
Blonde: I don't ever want to be a baby thrower, but I can't wait to be a baby catcher!
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Scary-looking older woman with two teenage girls: Well, they only skinned and hung up one man by his ankles.
Movie Entrance, Chapel Hills Mall
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Woman #1: Oh my god, Jason Statham is so hot! I want to funk him so bad!
Woman #2: I know! When you're done, I'm next!
Hubby of woman #1: And when they're done, I want to smell his cock.
Islip, New York
Overheard by: Who is Jason Statham?
Teacher to students: And then you thought we were going to an imaginary place…but it was Louisiana!
High School English Class
Sweden
Overheard by: It was real?
Girl in restroom #1: I just found an eyelash in my bellybutton!
Girl in restroom #2: Is it yours?
Girl in restroom #1: Yeah…I think.
Auburn University Student Union
Auburn, Alabama
