20-something girl to friend: Then one day I look around and think: “where did all these penises come from?”
Lee's Diner
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: BoboB
20-something girl to friend: Then one day I look around and think: “where did all these penises come from?”
Lee's Diner
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: BoboB
20-something to mother: She's really cute on the rare occasions when she has a tennis ball in her mouth.
Supermarket
Caroline Springs, Victoria
Australia
Professor: You have a special relationship with Aristotle.
Dramatic Lit Class, Ithaca College
Ithaca, New York
Overheard by: Wish I did
Girl: If you loved me, you wouldn't pressure me to do that!
Boy: Honey, I promise it isn't that weird!
University of Virginia
Overheard by: beth
Math professor, after reading from textbook: I just lost all interest in life.
Portland, Oregon
College student: I may not know what I'm doing, but I know what I'm not doing.
Decatur, Illinois
Waiter: Table for three?
Middle aged woman: No, four. I know we look like three but…
Waiter: No, I get it. Imaginary friend.
Tasty Thai
Eugene, Oregon
Overheard by: nyssa
Student: Hey there! How was your Thanksgiving?
Dining hall worker: Meh, I was pretty indifferent. At least I didn't get arrested.
Student: Oh…that's a good way to look at things.
Gonzaga University
Spokane, Washington
Overheard by: its something to be thankful for
Random hobo: Curse your pagan gods.
Portland, Oregon
Cop (in creole): Move along.
Hobo: You don't know me!
Port Louis
Mauritius
Overheard by: Kallay
