Even Tree Surgery

Lawyer to another: So if you're ever having surgery on a limb, make sure they mark it with a marker.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 6, 2009
Advice, Body parts, Canadia, Default, Guys, Weirdness

We Really Need Internet Access for This Sort Of Thing

Girl on subway to friend: It'd be weird to have sex with a girl.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't know where everything goes.
Girl: Nothing would fit. (pause) This is probably not a subway conversation.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on April 5, 2009
Canadia, Default, Friends, Girls, Public transportation, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness

Dude, We Warned You About This

Serious college boy to friend: I was too busy to wipe my ass this morning.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/397614032/ill-be-in-the-other-room.html

Overheard by: but you weren't too busy for the preceding action?

Posted on April 4, 2009
Ass, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

Unsociable Wankers, the British

Blonde American student: For some reason, when I get high I get paranoid that everyone around me is jerking off!

University of London
England

Overheard by: The Friend

Posted on April 3, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, England, Feelings, Masturbation, Students, Weirdness

I Think You Left It on the Holodeck

Tall brunette: Hey…have you seen my portable soup transporter?
Short blonde (in disbelief): You mean a cup?
Tall brunette: Yeah…that.

Lower Hutt
New Zealand

Overheard by: Seriously worried

Posted on April 3, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

To the Maximum Extent Practicable

20-something to friend: How much next are you?

Wal-Mart
Tuscaloosa, Alabama

Posted on April 2, 2009
Alabama, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Questions, Stores, Weirdness

And Don't Let Windows Hit You on the Way Out

Lecturer: You just want to drag and drop this, like you would with your lover the next morning.

Christchurch Polytechnic Institute of Technology
Christchurch
New Zealand

Overheard by: I wish I took this class…

Posted on April 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, New Zealand, Relationships, Religious fanatics, Weirdness

Totally Struck, but Only Partially Killed

Girl #1, hearing lightning beep: What was that?
Girl #2: It's totally the sound that goes off when you're about to be killed by lightning.
Girl #1: Oh my god, I would totally laugh about that, except for my friend totally got struck by lightning this summer.

Fort Collins, Colorado State University

Overheard by: J-Rock

Posted on April 1, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Death & dying, Default, Girls, Questions, Weirdness

His Tusks Are Hot, Though

Girl: It's been a week and I still haven't gotten the smell of bacon out of my hair.
Supportive friend: You have a weird boyfriend.

Rochester, New York

Posted on April 1, 2009
Default, Food, Friends, Girls, Hair, New York, Relationships, Weirdness

Pepperidge Farm's Goyfish Snack Socks Kinda Missed the Boat

Obnoxious teenage boy: No, that guy's really weird. I mean, did you hear what he did last year?
Friends: No.
Obnoxious teenage boy: He took a slice of cheese and two pieces of ham. Then he got a pair of socks and he put them in an aquarium…

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 31, 2009
Clothes, Default, Food, Friends, Guys, Oregon, Questions, Teens, Weirdness

Weirdness