She's Old-Fashioned That Way

Male hipster to another: So, I was jerking off into this vagina…

Gastown
Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: DagnyTaggart

Posted on March 17, 2009
Canadia, Default, Guys, Hipsters, Masturbation, Memory lane, Vagina, Weirdness

The Female Version Of “She Was Asking for It”

Woman on iPhone: Well, he was doing squats, so I didn't think it was inappropriate to stare at his ass.

Trader Joe's
Campbell, California

Posted on March 15, 2009
Ass, California, Default, Health & Hygiene, Stores, Weirdness, Women

From Nancy Drew and the Mystery Of the Bumpy Undies

Girl #1: Hey! I still have your bra from the other night. (takes bra out of her bag and hands it over)
Girl #2: Oh yeah, thanks! Wait, it has bumps in it! It didn't have bumps in it before!
Girl #1: Yeah, I wore it. It was cleaner than mine.
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Uh…no, of course I didn't wear it!
Girl #2: Well, someone did. With bumpy boobs. It didn't have bumps before.

Queen Street Mall
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: uh-huh

Posted on March 15, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Girls, Malls, Weirdness

How Close to the Burger Should We Bring the Cheese?

Middle aged woman: Can I get a cheeseburger, without the cheese?

Burger King
Dansville, New York

Posted on March 14, 2009
Default, Food, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women

Like the Holocaust

Pessimistic non-racist : I can't remember what Jamal Lewis did to go to prison for, but when he got out, he was a different running back.
Optimistic racist: I'm sure it was some kind of misunderstanding.

Point Comfort, Texas