Tonight on E!: Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop, the Ugly Truth

Chick on cell: Let us shower together, damned sheep!

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McNasty

Posted on February 21, 2009
Animals, Bathing, Default, Girls, San Francisco, Weirdness

Like All Neoconservatives Do

Obnoxious student in scarf: He was chewing the umbilical cord like licorice.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Posted on February 21, 2009
Body parts, California, Candy, Colleges & Universities, Default, Students, Weirdness

A Lot Of Austin Guys Ride Sidesaddle

Man: I really hope I can suck something out of the horse later.

DMV
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: auroratudor

Posted on February 20, 2009
Animals, Default, Guys, Texas, Weirdness, Wishes

Its Barq's Is Worse Than Its Bite

Girl in bathroom: Fuck! My pussy smells like root beer!

BJ's
Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: nyssa

Posted on February 19, 2009
Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Oregon, Vagina, Weirdness

Speaking Of the Chemistry I Have with Myself…

Organic chemistry professor: Let me show you guys what I like to do in my office, in private.

UC Berkeley
Berkeley, California

Posted on February 18, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Jobs & Careers, Teachers, Weirdness, Words

Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Wait 'Til You Hear His Answer to “Are You Ready to Rock?“

Band, coming back onstage: How's everybody feeling?
(crowd whistles and applauds)
Lone male: Awkward!

Rickshaw Stop
San Francisco, California

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Weirdness

It's So Difficult to Pick Up a String Quintet in Colorado

Shabby looking 50-something woman to herself as group of guys walk by: No, that's three guys, I need five.

Fort Collins, Colorado

Overheard by: fortunately one of only three

Posted on February 14, 2009
Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Weirdness, Women, Words

More Blowback from American Imperialism Abroad

Girl talking to two people about to take a nap: I'm going to colonize your bodies when you sleep.

Dorm, UCSC
California

Overheard by: Derrick

Posted on February 12, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Euphemisms, Girls, Weirdness, Words

The Perversion That's Sweeping the Nation!

Teen goth boy #1: Dude! That girl is so hot.
Teen goth boy #2: I know!I would so totally pee in her butthole.

Oak Park Mall, Kansas

Posted on February 11, 2009
Ass, Default, Goths, Guys, Kansas, Malls, Pee, Teens, Weirdness

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