Weirdness

Woman #1: You know what I learned the other day? Social Darwinism.
(awkward pause)
Woman #2: Really? How's that working for you?
Woman #1: Well, it sure explains a lot.

Library, Arcadia University
Glenside, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Xander

Student girl: And then these tramps started wanking off outside my window!

Manchester Aquatics Centre
England

Overheard by: Noo

Skinny punk teen girl: Oh, I love lime rickeys. But my favorite drink–when I'm not pregnant–is a rum rickey.

Franklin Fountain
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: office peon

Punk dude: I have the ability to decide who deserves a soul.

Manitou Springs, Colorado

Overheard by: Nathan Brauner

Passerby to girl: They cut off my balls and taped them to a fucking pole.

Ottawa
Canadia

Frat boy: You know we measured his dick and it was like seven inches flaccid.

University of Virginia

Jersey girl #1: And then she was like, “What's a Guido?”
Jersey girl #2 (blissfully): I like to think there's a world where people don't know what Guidos are. I bet there'd be unicorns.

Manasquan, New Jersey

Lacrosse player: Bro, dude, all I did today was play Halo and grow my hair.

overheardatyale.com

Overheard by: overheardatyale

Upset girl on cell: When I say I'm going to call and I don't call, I just don't see why you can't call to see why I didn't call!

Fort Bragg, North Carolina

Woman, purchasing dog treat: Is this beef or pork?
Cashier: It says right here, it's 100% beef.
Woman: Oh good, I don't eat pork.

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Overheard by: slightly concerned.