Child, as his dad videotapes a monkey: I can’t see the monkey!
Dad: You’ll see him when we get home.
Vilas Park Zoo
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: mike
Child, as his dad videotapes a monkey: I can’t see the monkey!
Dad: You’ll see him when we get home.
Vilas Park Zoo
Madison, Wisconsin
Overheard by: mike
Girl #1: So I saw you had some summer's eve in your bathroom earlier… Do you have a douche?
Girl #2: I saw that when I was in there too! It's not a douche. I looked at the box. It's just wipes.
Girl #1: Why would you need wipes?
Girl #3: You know when you eat a hamburger and have ketchup on your face, so you use a napkin to wipe it off? Well it's just like that, but it's for your vagina!
Appleton, Wisconsin
College girl to college guy: So you won't marry me but you'll procreate with me?
Glendale, Wisconsin
20-something girl to friends: And I was like, he was my first ugly boyfriend and my first kiss, and I was like “grandma!”
Maxwell’s
Cedarburg, Wisconsin
Overheard by: and i was like, what?!
Drunk teen: … Then it just turned into one zombie fellating the other zombie…
Wisconsin
Brunette on cell: Bacon may be a powerful motivator, but…
Public library
Appleton, Wisconsin
Girl #1: I was up until two a.m. last night. I’m so tired.
Girl #2: Why were you up so late?
Girl #1: I was talking to Jesus.
Girl #2: Oh, which one?
Wisconsin
Mom: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Dad: I’ll have an iced tea.
10-year-old girl: I’ll have a Bailey’s coffee.
Waitress: Um… Can I see some ID?
10-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll just have coffee, then.
Cheesecake Factory
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Overheard by: around the corner
