None Of Your Five-Dollar-Footlong Parents for Us!

Lady to guy eating a sub: But both mine and his parents' are life-sized!

Sub Factory
Tempe, Arizona

Posted on October 26, 2018
Arizona, Default, Family ties, Restaurants, Weirdness, Women

Like a Scat Burglar?

Boy: Dad, why do toilets flush?
Dad, irritated: I don’t know.
Boy: I think it is so no one can steal the poop.

Bathroom
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: Pooper Snooper

Posted on September 23, 2018
Arizona, Comebacks, Dads, Kids, Poop, Questions

Doesn't Roto-Rooter Make Those?

Girl to friends: I'm normal when I'm single, but it's like my vagina is a dick-powered crazy machine!

Tucson, Arizona

Overheard by: Herdy

Posted on August 22, 2018
Arizona, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Penis, Relationships, Vagina

Please Don’t Put Me Under Your Love-Handles and Carry Me Home

Young boy: I’m so hungry! Mom, I’m so hungry I could eat you! I’m so hungry I could eat a fat girl!
Mother: Don’t call people fat, that isn’t nice.
Young boy: I didn’t mean you.

Yavapai Regional Medical Center
Prescott, Arizona

Posted on July 31, 2018
Arizona, Default, Food, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Parenting

Though, to Be Fair, Masturbating to Hillary Swank Photos Could Go Either Way

Girl #1: She still thinks he's gay.
Girl #2: But he isn't.
Girl #1, laughing: And we have proof.
Girl #2, laughing also: Yes we do!

University of Arizona

Overheard by: Whats the proof

Posted on June 17, 2018
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Gossip, Sex, Sexuality

Which Is How the Girl Scouts Get Away with It

Professor: Nobody thinks they're eating brains!

Arizona State University

Overheard by: Mallory

Posted on February 28, 2018
Arizona, Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Teachers, Weirdness

Never— Thanks, Labia Clamps!

Woman to friend buying panties: So, are you sure these aren't the ones that will give you cameltoe?

Peoria, Arizona

Overheard by: Giggling cashier

Posted on February 19, 2018
Arizona, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Offers and requests, Questions, Women

Why Many People Start Fires.

Tourist chick, looking at rescuer on poster: Wow, if I knew I'd be rescued b a guy as hot as that, I would just jump.

Grand Canyon West Rim
Arizona

Overheard by: Long way down

Posted on January 24, 2018
Arizona, Beauty, Chicks, Stupidity, Tourists

Voters Are Evenly Split on My Ovaries

Girl to friend: But yeah, my uterus sucks. I wish I just had a vagina and it ended there. But I do love my pancreas!

University of Arizona

Posted on January 10, 2018
Arizona, Chicks, Maladies, Sexuality, Uterus, Vagina

Better Than Our Current Strategy in the Middle East

Crazy hobo, walking in office: Ecstasy! Ecstasy! Give every male one shot of ecstasy a day from the time they are seven to seventy, and that will end all the violence!

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: follylolly

Posted on January 9, 2018
Age and ageing, Arizona, Crazies, Drugs, Hobos, Violence, Weirdness